bartman

i’m bart simpson who the hell are you

[bartman @plaidplum]

Don’t forget to post pics of ur hot divorced dads this Sunday 😌

[bartman @plaidplum]

Sup guys I started dating someone for a while but I’m back now and funnier than ever

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Why does anyone buy perfume when free samples at sephora exist

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What does Justin Bieber do

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mom come pick me up the teenagers are on their lunch break and I’m scared

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I get to see cass tonight it’s been 4 years !!!!!!!!!

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Wait why do all my tweets say tweeted from earth are some people tweeting from not earth

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@chloerayanne How’s ur crochet journey

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When my bf asks if I’m paying attention to the movie while I’m scrolling Twitter

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Icing my lip inj with a purple freezie

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@PicturesFoIder 1 is the only acceptable answer unless it’s raining (in which case 2 so that charging port doesn’t get wet)

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Why does everyone hate dandelions they’re free and pretty

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Why do human babies come out so raw

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Is there someone out there manufacturing bowling shoes or do we just keep reusing them

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I am a blush girly I love a rosy cheek

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Unfortunately I love tatcha

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I forgot to eat pancakes today

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I just learned I’m supposed to unravel the yarn from the middle ???

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@erin__prentice Me

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It’s my birthday!!!!!!!