Gonzo's Good Friend, Potato

most zen creature on earth 🥃 - sometimes i draw things, i like a lot of things and i don't like a lot of things and i have TWO cat friends 🐈‍⬛ 🐈

[Gonzo's Good Friend, Potato @plaidsquatch]

people that don't simply knock on bathroom doors and just violently shake the handle- what the actual fuck is wrong with you

also in case he forgot- ELON YOU SUCK, YOU DUMB UGLY BUTTHOLE

[Gonzo's Good Friend, Potato @plaidsquatch]

oh hey i don't think i've said this in a while- fuck you elon you are a dumb bitch

[Gonzo's Good Friend, Potato @plaidsquatch]

FIVE HUNDO

[Gonzo's Good Friend, Potato @plaidsquatch]

@Catshealdeprsn nice i got jenga cat

[Gonzo's Good Friend, Potato @plaidsquatch]

-Hex is a hider, Jinx is a seeker
-Hex is shy, Jinx looooooves attention
-Hex plays with a few specific toys, Jinx plays with every single thing in the house
-Hex only has three teefs (and likes to chomp my legs), Jinx has all her teefs (and uses them for food and toys only)

[Gonzo's Good Friend, Potato @plaidsquatch]

i love my opposite cats
-Hex is solid colored, Jinx is stripey
-Hex is sweet and round, Jinx is skinny and silly
-Hex likes to talk a whole lot with her very beautiful voice; Jinx has a funny scratchy garbage cat voice and only uses it when she wants to play or go in the garage

[Gonzo's Good Friend, Potato @plaidsquatch]

@platformedboots no but for real pigeons are doves- they're called rock doves 'cause they nest in rocky outcroppings but because we fucked with their natural habitats they make their homes in skyscrapers

[Gonzo's Good Friend, Potato @plaidsquatch]

she said she loves me

[Gonzo's Good Friend, Potato @plaidsquatch]

@purrinink when we were ready to adopt a cat we went to the humane society to meet a specific cat from their website- that cat wanted nothing to do with us, but her cage mate was so happy to see us she threw herself into my arms- cats pick their people and i'm so glad Hex picked us

[Gonzo's Good Friend, Potato @plaidsquatch]

congrats to Grazer for winning fat bear week, i love her 🏆

[Gonzo's Good Friend, Potato @plaidsquatch]

@feederofcats heheh i love black cat/tabby combos

[Gonzo's Good Friend, Potato @plaidsquatch]

@pollyvinebag @CapybaraCountry i once saw a pelican eat a live pigeon- just snapped that bitch up and flew away, pigeon flailing in its gullet... pelicans are monsters

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

She's excited because she matches her new blankie

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

rage against the machine

[Gonzo's Good Friend, Potato @plaidsquatch]

@AidanCTweets transphobic doctors are probably the stupidest motherfuckers around, i instantly recognized her 'cause i too have pcos and sought out people who said fuck it and grew out their facial hair- her name's Nova Galaxia and she's a baddie

[Gonzo's Good Friend, Potato @plaidsquatch]

@Catshealdeprsn wingus and dingus

[Gonzo's Good Friend, Potato @plaidsquatch]

@kingbealestreet what is it with experimenting with hair the NIGHT before picture day D: god i miss being a dumbass lil kid... also 90's bangs are in right now, kid coulda done worse

[Gonzo's Good Friend, Potato @plaidsquatch]

s1 ep6 of Reservation Dogs fucked me up so now everyone needs to go watch it, and go hug your parents

[Gonzo's Good Friend, Potato @plaidsquatch]

heheh Lucy is livin the dream

[Gonzo's Good Friend, Potato @plaidsquatch]

@weirdlilguys hello darkness my old friend