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@GenoInsightsKe @Mr_Guantai Bomas is on the wrong side of the road for a mall

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

The admin for WhatsApp groups in Kenya has spoken

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These virtue signallers are doing Ruto's work bila contract. As a voter, the only thing that should concern you is voting the incumbent out... Anything else is pig shit.

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Uhuru is telling govt to fix cost of living and Uchumi. He is also telling Kenyans there's no problem with eating campaign money because 'it's your money.'
These two cannot co-exist at all. If politicians give you cash handouts it means they are stealing and that makes uchumi bad

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@shobanes @Thee_mavERIC Jifunze kuskiza

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

@WilliamsRuto I was diagnosed with cancer soon after you were declared president. I have always wondered whether there is a link. Before I die, I want to know, how much money and land do you need, and how much suffering do you want to inflict on Kenyans before you die?

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

So you didn't give him the money and you didn't drill the boreholes

Where's the money now?

[. @Fimiye]

If you're proud of your Dad. Retweet this.

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@ChristerpazoW @fit_ermined She never went to the streets for change. She went to the streets as a means to an end. She's shown time and time again that money was always her motive and right now she's auditioning for what she believes is her next meal ticket.

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@Donovan_oduor @shobanes @fit_ermined Your old employee was a thief. The new one steals too. Do you renew the new thief's contract just because the last guy also stole?

[El Chapo 🥷🏾 @justtemi__]

A remote job >>>>>>>>>>

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@Imonaar The string Daktari.

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@Broadbasedgal No.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Kesho!

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@Changilwa001 @AishaWanjiku_ Who's his running mate?

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@LOOP_KE can I deposit money in a foreign currency into my loop account?

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@PaulWaita3 Sakaja's not to blame for the floods, obviously. But people voted for him hoping he'd fix Nairobi's issues, flooding being one of them.

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@Kieni_vic @Jooels I'm from the future

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@TheMrRussell @AmakanjiThomas She never said anything of the sort! She said Sifuna's biggest problem is that affordable housing is being used to enrich individuals! Wewe ndiye umesema Ruto anakula mali ya umma na wao hawakuli!

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@DanJames187 @AmakanjiThomas Name one time she was right. She has been consistently and overwhelmingly wrong on everything she speaks about. Wrong about the anti-femicide march! Wrong about Kware dumpsite! Wrong about affordable housing! Wrong about Albert Ojwang'! She is and will always be wrong!