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[shane o @plain_shane]

Every time I go through my old tweets expecting to cringe from the awfulness, but every time I realize, nah, still pure gold

[shane o @plain_shane]

Gf gets mad when i fall asleep during movies like girl channel that negative energy into tucking me in! Swaddle my ass i dont need to see how Trap ends

[shane o @plain_shane]

Need to stop having 10 beers and going on ebay

[shane o @plain_shane]

Girlfriend hates how much i practiced this around her

[shane o @plain_shane]

@maxfine_ Gurl same let’s joint celly

[shane o @plain_shane]

If you give me a wireless mic i will immediately leave the stage and say “the fox is in the henhouse”

[shane o @plain_shane]

First one drops tomorrow at 9:11am

[shane o @plain_shane]

I would love if a high percentage of my 11 followers on here would subscribe to my new weekly newsletter called Shane O'Newsletter https://t.co/oDv5tR4x0G

[shane o @plain_shane]

@StoltzfusMeats @Toddfus9 I have an extra ticket to help Towel Man if ya want it

[shane o @plain_shane]

@treblaw let's link up treb i got some beers in the crockpot

[shane o @plain_shane]

@JeffMcDev Sorry buddy 😢

[shane o @plain_shane]

#RedOctober

[shane o @plain_shane]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- the joke formats you tried weeks too late
- the joke formats you can never quite grasp
- pooping your pants during music round at quizzo

[shane o @plain_shane]

What if Moo Deng gets Harambe-d

[shane o @plain_shane]

@maxfine_ Little big league honks

[shane o @plain_shane]

This is the best I am capable of on this social media platform

[shane o @plain_shane]

Me 8 beers in trying to say “hawk tuah”

[shane o @plain_shane]

@severedFrog Why did u wait 8 years to tell me this fml

[shane o @plain_shane]

*MJ Lenderman Voice*

I got a wristwatch that tells me…it’s past my bed time

[shane o @plain_shane]

I think this says goodcock every time