PlainsDawn

Saying little; hearing a lot

[PlainsDawn @PlainsDawn]

Are we still tweeting, or what is it called now? X-ing? Because that's what my child did when they were using #SnapchatGirls at 3 in the morning. #GoodbyeTwitter

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@nsaahome Will any of these events be livestreamed, specifically the one in Norfolk today?

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Those in staying warm at the football game tonight that doesn't involve setting the bleachers on fire because we are talking single-digit temps with wind chill, and the option of not going is not an option.

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This person admits they are from the US. Texas, even. And they are not 12 years old.

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@Storm4Congress @biffyqueen Has "Glory Days" as a ringtone to prove he peaked in HS.

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After picking up my kid from a school event, I parked my car, and started walking in the house. I stopped short: on the floor, right by the door, was the unmistakable slimy glob of a loogie. My spouse had spit on the newly scrubbed garage floor!

[PlainsDawn @PlainsDawn]

Long story, short: I changed out of my pjs, ended moving everything out of the garage, hooked up a hose, and used a big shop brush to wash and scrub the whole garage floor. I finished it off by squeegeeing it dry. And you know what happened next?

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I used what was left in my little ice cream bucket to try to rinse away the gunk I had wiped away from the fridge. It wasn't enough, so I refilled my little bucket and threw that down on the floor as well. Still not enough.

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Except the grime at the bottom of the fridge wasn't just dirty condensation and corn silk. It had crusty milk from what was probably a long-forgotten gallon of milk that had either a leak or had dripped. It took a little elbow grease, but now finally I think I was done cleaning.

[PlainsDawn @PlainsDawn]

I figured I should make the most of the nice morning and my cleaning supplies so I decided to wipe down the bottom shelf of the fridge. With it in the garage and a place for my husband to dump the ears of corn he buys from farmers market, it gets pretty dirty in there.

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It took me less than five minutes, but while I was out there in the garage, I noticed what looked like dark soda or a slushie (frickin slushies!) spilled on the entry door to the house, so I scrubbed it clean, too.

[PlainsDawn @PlainsDawn]

It all started this morning when I decided to clean the door handle of the fridge we have in the garage. It was pretty gunky. I filled an old ice cream bucket with soapy water, brush, and magic eraser. I was still in my grammie jammies.

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I'm having Tweet brain sump while I try to psyc myself up to shut off my car's AC and go into the heat.

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Same community lost their collective shit because the only #Abblebees was torn down, and a #Starbucks is going up instead. They're upset because "it was the only good place in town to eat." Clearly, those people have never eaten.

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Our city has three roundabout, and is planning on adding another. If I know someone is is bitching loudly about what a PITA a roundabout is, I'll never ride with them because clearly they shouldn't be driving at all.

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I want to repaint our powder room and making it snazzy. Can I put up a chair rail even though you would be never take a chair in there?

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I had two vodka lemonade martinis, and my eyes feel like they have had six. Is this what it feels like for normal people who drink a whole bottle of wine or a 12npack of beer?

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My guy, you must be single if your partner has not mentioned that carrying your phone and wallet in your back pockets gives you #squarebutt