Mark Riley 🇺🇸🇵🇭

Part-time wizard. Full-time educator. I speak fluent TCP/IP and toddler.

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@Cthulhu_Answers @NetworkChuck @0dayCTF Gross and weird, like his beard.

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@MattFinkes One candidate drives a Jeep with rubber duckies on the dash. All you need to know.

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@thatstraw 🤪 the reason we are the way we are.

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@MattFinkes Fighting Bert Bielema’s

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@thatstraw Freakin letters in my damn IP address

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@MattFinkes Saw one of these expert fans you speak of set his #45 Katzenmoyer jersey on fire and toss it in the trash can outside the stadium after the 2005 loss to Texas.

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@jonesy1017 Heard he got into a slight altercation afterwards before returning to the bars. Not joking.

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@Artifact_Scotty 100% OU and Athens

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@SebbyCorp Looks like my home’s wireless router

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@CannabisAngelxo My guy accidentally shot the floor in front of him with his Hi-Point 9mm, while trying to show me his new Hi-Point 9mm pistol 😮

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@ScottPresler Growing a pair 🏀🏀

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@gorillaz4Sale

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@Cthulhu_Answers …birds of a feather.

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@Cthulhu_Answers That sellout never taught me anything. Was always a phony.

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@nosoup4knowles Rocky 11 was by far the best.

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@uscfan981 There’s 4 dispensaries in my town now, so we got that going for us.

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@JimmysSeafood I’m in Baltimore for work in October. I’m coming for those Stuffed Shrimp!

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@DschlopesIsBack God I hope this means we can finally dump that garbage called LinkedIn.

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@Simon_Ingari I worked at a place for 13 years and got three 2% raises over that time. Never again.

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@CaseyPutsch @ohiogop @VivekGRamaswamy As always, here for the ratio.