Mark Riley 🇺🇸🇵🇭

Part-time wizard. Full-time educator. I speak fluent TCP/IP and toddler.

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@nosoup4knowles Rocky 11 was by far the best.

[Mark Riley 🇺🇸🇵🇭 @plaintextMark]

@uscfan981 There’s 4 dispensaries in my town now, so we got that going for us.

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@JimmysSeafood I’m in Baltimore for work in October. I’m coming for those Stuffed Shrimp!

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@DschlopesIsBack God I hope this means we can finally dump that garbage called LinkedIn.

[Mark Riley 🇺🇸🇵🇭 @plaintextMark]

@Simon_Ingari I worked at a place for 13 years and got three 2% raises over that time. Never again.

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@CaseyPutsch @ohiogop @VivekGRamaswamy As always, here for the ratio.

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@QualityLearing_ It would make things so much easier if we just had virtual learning over Zoom. It takes a lot of work to take our child there everyday, to the daycare center.

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@QualityLearing_ @elonmusk Time to get a new company Porsche for the daycare!

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@_0b1d1 It actually stands for another common acronym, LAN.

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@crimeunmasked Fire up the wood chipper!

[Mark Riley 🇺🇸🇵🇭 @plaintextMark]

@thedatabunny It’s a good feeling!

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@PubWanghaf Six-Seven 🫲🏼🫱🏼

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@C_3C_3 I’ve seen better legs on a table.

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@theresagavarone @Rob_McColley Did he rap?

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@ACTBrigitte It’s run by a Democrat masquerading as a Republican

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@QualityLearing_ I like this account but let’s take the high road and leave this kid out of it.

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@nypost Can we all get to drive the Porsche around for a day? Everyone takes a turn and passes it on to their neighbor. I mean, we did pay for it.

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@catturd2 Straight to Guantanamo!

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@Mikehomeseller Bobcat. Let out a little rawr, and I about shit myself.

[Mark Riley 🇺🇸🇵🇭 @plaintextMark]

@peni2493 @901Lulu I don’t think they had friends or family in close proximity. His dental office is a little over an hour drive from Columbus, is why I think they called 911.