Olodos uprising
Olodos enablers
Olodo gifters
Olodo platformers
Olodo normalizers
Olodo lifters
Olodo bashers
We all know what we are doing. Nodody holy pass
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You need to have balls of steel to drive "intellectual" conversations in today's Nigeria social media space.
As for the congregation of the uprisen olodos, in the conversation of the Olodo uprising - I have decided to share my own think piece.
I've not seen it yet but I can bet my left testicle - someone somewhere is tweeting about Ycee's projected networth and how Peller is 20x richer than Ycee so Ycee is jealous.
I am sure.
A culturally bankrupt society whose source of validation comes from asslicking the wealthy.
No Ideological compass. No guiding principle. No strength. Just "I get money pass you".
A congregation of fools, from whence no progress is in sight.
You know why sane societies thrive out here? Because people don't fucking care what you have.
The concept of human dignity exists. Even the poor will stand tall in the face of the wealthy and battle opinion for opinion.
Phones are merely for calls. Cars are merely for transportation. Not status symbols.
Until the day you decentre ranking people and prioritising their opinions based on the depths of their pockets - you will always be bottom feeders.
I will keep telling boys the same thing.
If you're funding your entire household from your wallet while your working wife keeps 100% of her earnings, especially if you live abroad, in 2026 - you are a compound fool.
Because you want to keep "head of house".
Pele big brother.
This is the part of my teenage and early adult years that I am so glad I did not miss.
I will never tell my sons to just go to school, study and graduate with the best grades.
No sir.
Make memories, make mistakes, woo so many girls and have a lot of sex, fall in love if you have to and experience you heart break for character development, get drunk, enjoy football, travel and experience new places, take risks, be foolish sometimes and act your age, etc.
Just make sure you are doing it with your head. If you graduate with a 3rd class or 2nd class, that is still not so bad.
Just live life son coz you can never go back to being a teenager once you grow past that stage.
At the end of the day, experiences and memories are all we have left so make great ones.
Your mental health should be protected at ALL times and with just with just 370 naira you can enjoy an anxiety free life like Miss Suzy
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