plamut

Independent Python & Javascript contractor. I like math, logic, game theory and everything related... and sports... oh, and cracking jokes ;)

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@Jennnyyyyyy 44.
Add 1 to each of the numbers, multiply them, then subtract 1 from the result.

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Sunny holidays 🇨🇾🏖️😁

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@2021m2021 Nobene "vrste eksplozij" v Larnaci ni bilo. Info iz prve roke.
Je pa padel dron na vojaško bazo blizu Limassola včeraj, ampak o tem so že poročali.

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One of the first startups I was part of years ago is ending its journey, going into liquidation. Spent 3-4 years there, and will receive a whooping 0.00 EUR ���💶💶🤑

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Friday the 13th, I'm working remotely from a lakeside camp. ⛺️
If I upload a large Jason file today, will the on-call team shrink in size? 🤔

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With a receipt, Decathlon offers a 30-day sex change AND a refund. I thought they only sell sports equipment?🤔

[Guido Appenzeller @appenz]

The GIL is dead, long live Python! Few non-programmers will understand how liberating this is.

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Finally found a big enough size for my feet, now I'm ready for some winter windsurfing 😃💪

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Spent four figures EUR 💶the other day in IKEA, which obv. takes some time 🕒 for shopping, had lunch there as well, only to be charged 2 EUR for parking b/c I spent more than 3 hours in there (3:38).
C'mon, seriously? 🤷‍♂️

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@rqobela Oberon 🤣 (a Pascal-like language), at the university. Literally did not use it ever again for anything after the first semester.

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I have a werewolf pet 🐺 and he started feeling sick, rapidly losing its hair.

What can I do? 🤔🌑

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Waiting at the ��🇮 Administrative Unit for my turn. There is an infant loudly crying. 😭
I think he just got his 🇸🇮 tax ID number.

[plamut @plamut]

Vibe coder - a person using AI tools to solve coding problems that wouldn't exist if vibe coding was not used in the first place.

[Dorsa @dorsa_rohani]

New fastest shortest-path algorithm in 41 years!
Tsinghua researchers broke Dijkstra’s 1984 “sorting barrier,” achieving O(m log^(2/3) n) time. This means faster route planning, less traffic, cheaper deliveries, and more efficient networks - and a CS curriculum revamp =)

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First 👢⛺️session in several years. I don't need an ambulance, bring a dump truck instead to take me away 🥵

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TIL: pytest --setup-show

It explains what fixtures are loaded and in what order - very useful for finding a rouge fixture that breaks the test setup phase without an obvious reason.

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What is the washing machine trying to tell here? 🤔

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I didn't know turtles 🐢prefer banana🍌 to lettuce 🥬
😀

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🇸🇮 Happy 3️⃣4️⃣th birthday! 🎂

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But then again, better to tear the sail than the pants? 🤔

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Yesterday was not a good windsurfing day 🤷‍♂️