Kyra Plance

I'm your favorite nonintentional comedian

[jay bigote!  @stickojay]

@ november please be a little gentle with me, im so tired.

[chu @chuuzus]

Our childhood in 3 minutes ❤ https://t.co/O9dt6EgaIc

[Maria🌟 @mariaaaaaaa33]

um excuse me, October, I ordered SWEATER weather not sweaty weather can I speak to ur manager

[Hingle McCringleberry @Jalexandria22]

"I'm older than Google" is definitely a stat I'm throwing at my future children

[Kyra Plance @planceee]

They say pain comes in waves... my God have I been drowning. 😣

[mind reader @PsychAndSass]

A baby died in Oklahoma this week from meningitis. He was 4 months old and caught it from an older child who WASNT VACCINATED. VACCINATE YOUR CHILD YOU PIECES OF CRAP OR KEEP THEM AT HOME AWAY FROM BABIES WHO ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE VACCINATED.

[Kyra Plance @planceee]

Wut. This hurts me 😭 https://t.co/IzaugBy3X8

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Therapist:lets go back to that day

Me: no I cant

Therapist: I want to hear you say out loud what you found out that day

Me:[sniffles] When ppl go on house hunters they've already bought the house they want.The producers just show them two random houses they pretend to consider

[Alex Dransfeldt @alexdransfeldt]

Snapchat did the honors of automatically updating it for me so if you ever ask me "hey did u see my story?" no I didn't because I can't find it

[Kyra Plance @planceee]

Goals 😍😍 so sad their show is ending. https://t.co/EVYp4uiubB

[HGTV @hgtv]

When your other half doesn't mind that you've been binging #FixerUpper all night to prep for the new episode! Let's do this!

[Kyra Plance @planceee]

I just cried over my lack of pizza at work. If that's why I cry I think that means I'm leading a pretty good life. #pizzapizza

[andy @heyitsandy_]

If you want some good news snow leopards have been removed from the endangered list today which they've been on since 1972

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

September, welcome back you sexy beast. Bring on Fall, football, and cooler weather. Merica.

[Blac Papi @blacpapipmh]

Somehow u made me need u