sam guy ; 🪐🍰/🍌🍬

sam / ares / francis | xe/he
planetarydisco / cryptidcase luvr
🪐🪩 / 🪐📸
fortnite, tms, roblox, *bear, sam sandwich, pvz

[sam guy ; 🪐🍰/🍌🍬 @planetarydisc0]

hi redo intro
dni: i block freely
two strawpages, one is cute and themed the other is 4 if u really wanna know a guy
https://t.co/Xfv7dnfYot
https://t.co/pAh4dQFFmW

[sam guy ; 🪐🍰/🍌🍬 @planetarydisc0]

piexes you’re so azaelia banks its a shame she got twitter and went sicko mode
when i come home i’ll draw my gay whore son, i miss him (to the dismay of everyone)

[sam guy ; 🪐🍰/🍌🍬 @planetarydisc0]

@Aw3s0m3Sauxe sorgy. going..tomorrow too… not free. not free today or morrow. busysauce… pitiful. it for dads birthday

[sam guy ; 🪐🍰/🍌🍬 @planetarydisc0]

BABY SAM FORGOT HE’S GOING TO A MEGA CONCERT TODAY OOPS. HELLO WARP TOUR: HELLO SAM!

[sam guy ; 🪐🍰/🍌🍬 @planetarydisc0]

can the front bottoms pleaseee play today pleaseee can waterparks pleaseeee play today pleaseee i might scratch my skin off if they dont pleeassee can bad cop bad cop play today pleeeaasseee

[sam guy ; 🪐🍰/🍌🍬 @planetarydisc0]

@Aw3s0m3Sauxe baby sam goes to warped tour and gets the shit beaten out of him. hi caspin

[Berk🇧🇷 - comms closed @Berker584536]

she ate him
#mewgenics

[sam guy ; 🪐🍰/🍌🍬 @planetarydisc0]

fuuucckk i never check my twitter dms and i was late to my annual “like and repost glaze mutual” day fuuucckk im sorry @vocazoid fuuuccckkk fuuucckk im a fucking failure fuuucckk

[stupid idoit t @peeholelicker]

"would U love me if i was a worm" No!!!!!!! "would U love me if i was a centipede" yes!! they can have up to 380 feet!!!!!!

[konchita @konchita_yeah]

I love Pinterest for these random stuff in my recommendations
#fanart #art #pvzgw2

[ash ,, #healedtwt @vocazoid]

doodles of lohen

[VI99I8 (comms open 3/7) @Vi99i8]

#pvz

[sam guy ; 🪐🍰/🍌🍬 @planetarydisc0]

lets dm me.

[sam guy ; 🪐🍰/🍌🍬 @planetarydisc0]

sexually ambiguous or am i a sex pest? whats the difference!!!!!

[sam guy ; 🪐🍰/🍌🍬 @planetarydisc0]

@Aw3s0m3Sauxe nooo you would neverr. you love me too much

[sam guy ; 🪐🍰/🍌🍬 @planetarydisc0]

SOME OF YOU.. AND I DONT WANNA NAME NAMES.. MAKE SOME CRAZY PORN THAT I /HAVE/ FOUND AND SEEN. NOT NAMING ANY NAMES..

[sam guy ; 🪐🍰/🍌🍬 @planetarydisc0]

@Aw3s0m3Sauxe @sarinerve_ you’re saying this cus u wanna see da pornography dont be a liar now.

[sam guy ; 🪐🍰/🍌🍬 @planetarydisc0]

okay i never realized the overlap between touhou and pvz fans i’m a bit astonished

[sam guy ; 🪐🍰/🍌🍬 @planetarydisc0]

@Xray085 yyeeesss…

[sam guy ; 🪐🍰/🍌🍬 @planetarydisc0]

CHOCO-CHOCO-CHOCO-CHOCOLATA 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[ethwubs aroacespec wife🪵🧪/🐈‍⬛🩻/🍬🕰️/🖲️🦇 @maripon1017]

impticia yuri

rt if you agree