Bons Ball Z

a twitter bio is something I’m not going to participate in x

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Me but no face 🌄

[seenbysummerwalker @kaaitaae]

Me but no face 🍻

[E 🌸 @auntyeee]

no idea why it irks me so much but NZers using “mom” is so ew to me lol

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Carlos Ulberg! The man that you are 😌

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I see! so the Tongans excel in Muay Thai. King in Ring has been ON!

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Or maybe being asked if I have any questions during prep and my only questions being “whose doing my stitches” sinful behaviour 😭 Anyways, I’ve got a diagnoses and I’m not crazy lmao.

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Or is it me receiving scar tips and tricks from my surgeon while on the operating table before I get put under? 🤣

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Vanity is waking up post op and asking the nurses how many holes they cut in me then knocking back out. I’m okay with that.

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Vanity is waking up post op and asking the nurses how many holes they cut in me then knocking back out. I’m okay with that.

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I’m currently skinny fat and this shit pisses me off. Pick a struggle ✋🏻

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

Our parents really ate with printing our pictures and putting them in albums.

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Like at this day and age?!? Wdym your data isn’t on 24/7?!?!

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Genuinely blows my mind when someone says they don’t have data. Takes me a sec to process after hearing that.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

Phone full of pictures I’ll never post 😭

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Round the bays tomorrow. I haven’t ran
4km in years and I’m about to stand up and go run tomorrow like I’m somebody 😭😂

Might O fact! My last run was 2 years ago 💀

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

“tea is nasty, its for old people”

me:

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[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

I’ve noticed that I never run into the people I’ve cut off. That’s the biggest sign the universe agreed with my decision.

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@kaaitaae Everytime I open this app there’s always something w you😭😂

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It’s that time of the year again where I regret not taking advantage of summer 😭

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My physio is cute thinking 1 week of rehab is gonna fix 4 years worth of pain nails 💅🏽

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$10! For an X-ray if you have a community services card! HOW DO I GET ONE OF THESE?!?

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Cause what do you mean there was no warmup to Autumn. Summer ends and boom! Cold mornings immediately! I don’t deserve this.