Planet Cloud

Alien Frequency

Commentary by @tululaforever

[AuBRy♨️🇺🇬 @aaubry256]

Most definitely the funniest video I've seen in a while 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Mustafa @oprydai]

i often think about this…

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

I like this better

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

It was at this hour when Safaricom closed down the network to allow the shooting of Kenyans in 2024.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

On this day, Safaricom switched off the network so that youths can be butchered.

[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

KTN has chosen to do the Lord's work once again exposing Ruto's LIES after lies with his famous phrase "In Six Months"

More recently with Tharaka Nithi Bridge. Kindiki amepokea Stray moto hapo. Full video

Courtsey of KTN News Kenya

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Absence during the voting on the Finance Bill is a failure of leadership and accountability - Octopizzo

[Planet Cloud @planetcloud43va]

EPRA really did the thing this time round. Think how far the 0.22 reduction for petrol and 10 bob(after 80 bob increment) on diesel. They really know what it means to put Kenyans first. Mashallah

[Flerish Updates @fle_rish]

Ichungwa: Ruto was managing the government while Uhuru was drinking.
Ichungwa again: Uhuru messed up our economy.

[Mary Kathomi @MaryK2022]

THE COUNTRY HAS BEEN SOLD

Guys as we were busy politicing and catching bullets left right and centre, parliament passed the GOVERNMENT OWNED ENTERPRISES ACT 2025

Do you know what that bill has done?

Its given the presidency a through pass to privatise 63 parastatals without going back to parliament! Without seeking even public participation!

You know what, of the 63 parastatals, 18 have already gone!

Have you seen government parastatals change names and add LIMITED at the end?

It means they have been privatised.

Privately the shares have been sold to foreign and local companies, they will later list the same at NSE and reap the profits when the prices go up.

Imagine a parastatal like Kenya Railways, all the land is gone! Kenya Seed Company!

The kind of colonisation coming to be fall us is worse that the 1900

Wake up from your slumber

[Planet Cloud @planetcloud43va]

@TeyaKevin This is maad

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

The South African goalkeeper seems to be in a hurry to go back home to protect his job.

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

Pictures of that Nanyuki protests gunshot victim really did me in. That was a straight headshot meaning the intention was to kill. For how long is President Ruto going to kill non-violent Kenyans on the streets???

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

How UDA women have been campaigning.. Mammitto atakuja kuniua 😂😂😂😂😂

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

Weren’t the police supposed to protect Kenyans, not British and American bases?

This is madness.

[Saīñt @BBevvone]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet.. #RutoMustGo

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

hakuna kitu hunibore kama kuchase moneys for services rendered

[صالح @1Salii7]

شيف مطعم بيتزا وصله تعليق مستفز يقول:
"البيتزا حقك سيئة لدرجة المفروض تعطيها للقطط."

ولما طلع من المحل ونفذ فكرته…
صار شيء غير متوقع تمامًا.

[Lowki the Great @LowkiGreat]

Mordecai Dex anaelewa hii mambo ya mziki.