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.dab llems lliw esle enoemos dna, doog llems lliw uoy os, ti otni traf, swolb dniw eht nehW

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Even this tweet sucks so goddamn much

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Decided to be really intentional with my self-talk this year, so from now on I will NOT think to myself “you are a loser.” And I will instead say to myself, “you are THE loser.”

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@mvkail This is absolutely horrendous

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The only time I would name my son “Jack” is if I was dying of cancer. Not a dig to the name, just makes sense.

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The shits I be taking are unfathomable to you plebeians

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You know somethings seriously fucking wrong with you when you catch yourself imagining your d o g doing an interview on late night tv about how chill you are

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Poo poo is the best pee pee

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2022 is the year of clarity. Everyone should shoot themselves in the head when they turn 18.

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Ya ever just feel absolutely disgusting like real vile and gross just completely fucking disgusting filled to the brim just really frigckin

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I’m literally the fucking kid from bandersnatch🤬

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Sex is fucking, but fucking isn’t sex🥸

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Guinness beer, is a superior experience. Imagine yourself in a bar waiting for a train, it’s early in the afternoon, the light is strong but the overcast makes it clean and blue, offering no warmth, only the feeling of a memory as if a collective voice of all your previous experi

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The thing is that I’m so sick of people and I hate all of them and I wish to never hear laughter again

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MARRIAGE???!!! WHAT THE FUCK???
I’m 19 btw😎

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Sadly, Kesha will find a voicemail today that tells her to “Sit on my face Kesha, just shit and sit on my face then take out your .44 magnum and paint your pillows with my brain matter 😃” she doesn’t deserve it but I can’t fucking take it anymore

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I should’ve waited until marriage🏌🏼‍♂️

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@oneshoeistoobig This might be the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen

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For $500,000 I would cut it off myself with a sharp knife, but for as low as $100,000 or maybe even $50,000 I would have it surgically removed under anesthesia

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I would cut my penis off for $500,000

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@mvkail 3045