Jared Thorne

No one is born a racist asshole.

[Jared Thorne @planetjared]

How is Rudy in every single scandal

[Jared Thorne @planetjared]

@_Zeets Best pure striker ever

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatter]

Red cards are not overturned by political phone calls. They are overturned by rules, evidence and independent bodies. If a U.S. President intervenes with the FIFA President — and a player is suddenly cleared before a World Cup knockout match — the question is unavoidable: Quo vadis, FIFA?

Football must never become a playground for political power. #FIFA #WorldCup #GianniInfantino #DonaldTrump

[Jared Thorne @planetjared]

@darrenrovell Can you be a human being

[Jared Thorne @planetjared]

One of my favorite goals ever

[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

July 4, 1998: Dennis Bergkamp scores one of his most spectacular goals, a 90th minute match winner against Argentina 🇦🇷 in the WCQF to give the Netherlands 🇳🇱 a 2-1 win.

“DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP!”

#ThereIsBearCum

[Jared Thorne @planetjared]

@HeidiBriones Well Ronaldo raped someone, so….

[Jared Thorne @planetjared]

@David_Dein_FC So Vini on the way

[Jared Thorne @planetjared]

@JonesOnTheNBA It’s operating as a hard cap now. Surely you can see this

[Jared Thorne @planetjared]

@Mahcus_Smaht Just making stuff up

[Zito @_Zeets]

I need to visit Cabo Verde. I need to kiss the ground. I need to shake every person’s hand and thank them individually for what they’ve given us.

[Jared Thorne @planetjared]

All time moment

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

Sidny Lopes Cabral with an ABSOLUTE GOLAZO to bring Cape Verde level with Argentina in extra time 😱

INCREDIBLE SCENES

[Jared Thorne @planetjared]

@JonesOnTheNBA Dude you have really jumped the shark

[Jared Thorne @planetjared]

People who are saying that you replaced Brown w Tatum…I’m begging you to be smarter

[Logan Adams @LoganPAdams]

Now that we’re a couple days removed from the Jaylen Brown trade, let’s kinda realize you essentially replaced Brown with Jayson Tatum, then added Paul George, Mitchell Robinson and four picks.

Payton Pritchard will get more touches, Scheierman and Gonzalez get more minutes. This is a better team.

[Jared Thorne @planetjared]

@jakeissenberg lol

[Jared Thorne @planetjared]

@AdamMKaufman Gotta protect that poor billionaire

[Jared Thorne @planetjared]

Thank god this is it

[Braylon Breeze @Braylon_Breeze]

Tonight’s Switzerland–Algeria match is JP Dellacamera’s final Round of 32 assignment and will likely be his last of the 2026 World Cup.

This is his 11th Men’s World Cup, having worked every edition since 1986 and his 18th overall, including seven Women’s World Cups since 1995.

[Jared Thorne @planetjared]

@AdamMKaufman Why are you an idiot

[Jared Thorne @planetjared]

@jakeissenberg You’re insane

[Jared Thorne @planetjared]

A fucking delightful player

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

How important is Michael Olise to France? Thierry Henry says he's the most important player on the team

[Jared Thorne @planetjared]

Iconic World Cup day

[Jared Thorne @planetjared]

Made me gasp aloud

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

🇨🇴 A James Rodríguez goal for the history books on this day in 2014

#FIFAWorldCup