anonymous clueless

ayelen or liwen; they/them; stereotypically indecisive bisexual; where do i go to see the blood war?

[anonymous clueless @planetouched]

@birateking ok legit question do you HAVE to buy them in a specific place + do you think they'd be available online bc i could try to Acquire them for you if you want... u know what i mean... i love the law and following it.

[anonymous clueless @planetouched]

Assigned Moldavian At Twitter

[anonymous clueless @planetouched]

DFSGJKHSDFG I JUST REALIZED MY TRENDING SECTION (or whatever it's called) ONLY HAS HASHTAGS FOR ONLINE SALES IN MOLDAVIA I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[anonymous clueless @planetouched]

(btw i dont really Like or Dislike beckett. maybe bc i dont really know THAT much about him. but i think he's fucking hilarious conceptually. even though i made up 90% of what makes him funny to me but i can do anything i want so!!!! he is Silly Man now)

[anonymous clueless @planetouched]

he's not like other vampires..... he likes Knowledge and Learning... he doesn't immediately frenzy when he sees the sun... but if u laugh at his name he gets angry and attacks you with his furry powers.

[anonymous clueless @planetouched]

(related to last tweet i dont remember how to quote or whatever the shit) and that's why he started calling himself beckett. ok they probably explain why in some book or manual or whatever but i dont care that's the story I'M going with!!!

[anonymous clueless @planetouched]

also i 100% believe that he frenzied because ppl laughed at his name. like IMAGINE being in the 21st century and u introduce yourself like "hello i'm cuthbert" and the other person is like "bro what kind of name is that lmaoooo". my dude must have fucking LOST IT

[anonymous clueless @planetouched]

anyway the V-T-M setting is kinda funny bc it's Serious but one of the ~iconic characters is a very powerful, old and intelligent scholar who has to hide his eyes bc they got fucked up after he got angry and accidentally turned into his fursona. and his name is cuthbert.

[anonymous clueless @planetouched]

today you will receive V-TM tweets. get ready i'm gonna tweet a lot bc i have many things to say and the twitter character limit wants to stop me but i won't let it

[anonymous clueless @planetouched]

gonna continue the trend of using twitter like im a weird cryptid. i just log in and shove several incomprehensible and/or VERY niche tweets in your hands and then i run away saying "my job here is done..... you have received INFORMATION"

[anonymous clueless @planetouched]

hello. i am a real human person. my interests include Salad, Celebrity, Egg, Google Search, Government officials and agencies, Soup and Trending. my dislikes include captchas and other real human people not giving me their credit card information.

[anonymous clueless @planetouched]

still love what twitter considers "interests". like you have alt rock, food, literature, etc etc and then there's. Soup.

[anonymous clueless @planetouched]

OK SORRY I'LL STOP NOW. LAST TWEET OF THE DAY JKSDFGBSKDJFG i just think i accidentally Special Interested again. guess i'll have to finish s4 😔

[anonymous clueless @planetouched]

at the very beginning i thought elle was annabelle's but now i'm 99.9% sure she's not (or isn't Anymore). victor is the most complicated here i think :/c though tbf i dont know that much about touchstones, i probably should look it up. like. can you ghoul a touchstone...?

[anonymous clueless @planetouched]

like. we know who jasper's touchstone is and she's NOT ok. not sure abt victor + annabelle (can they share a touchstone?) but AT LEAST one of them is gonna get fucked. nelli's is fine iirc? im not sure if that WAS her touchstone but it definitely looked like it

[anonymous clueless @planetouched]

oh noooo i was reading my old tweets and finding my like... s2? early s3? "livetweet" and suddenly i was like SHIT bc i realized that something is gonna get super fucked regarding their touchstones. now i'm even more afraid of the s4 finale. I Don't See It.

[anonymous clueless @planetouched]

i think im not using twitter Right because for me its like. i disappear for a year, come back, make 300 tweets in a row and disappear again. sorry babes😔cant help being a Twitter Cryptid i guess

[anonymous clueless @planetouched]

god i probably should finish s4 at some point but season finales are always the WORST and i will suffer waiting for s5. especially if what i Think is going to happen actually happens

[anonymous clueless @planetouched]

i think that "abandoned factory's goth ikea" (the phrase not the decoration) happened in one of the MOST satisfying episodes any piece of media has EVER had too... i dont remember if i knew that when i put it as my location but still <3 love meself

[anonymous clueless @planetouched]

i forgot i put "where do i go to see the blood war" in my description + "abandoned factory's goth ikea" as my location KDJFHGISUDRHGISFDG i love myself sometimes.