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Muizzu forced resorts to pour dollars into MMA — said it would fix the crisis. Today dollar hits 19.70. So where did all the money go? Probably hiding with his promises.

#maldives #mvpolitics #PlanetZuimmu #dhivehingeraajje🇲🇻 #climatemafia #dhivehingeraajje

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Extremists forget yoga is still haram as long as MDP isn't in power. This year’s session went uninterrupted because apparently the sun salutation is now politically permissible. Not a single fatwa in sight while the current regime bent over backwards to appease India. Scholars who once chanted “bid’ah” now whisper “namaste.” Turns out outrage comes with party colors and prayer beads.

#maldives #mvpolitics #PlanetZuimmu #MuleeaageMelodies #dhivehingeraajje🇲🇻 #dhivehingeraajje

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🚨 Planet Zuimmu Investigates: What’s Really Behind BIC Bank Maldives?
No press conference. No public record. But a license was granted.

BIC Bank — a financial entity based in Cambodia, with no known track record in the Maldives — has received pre-operational approval from the Maldives Monetary Authority (MMA). Their due diligence process, we’re told, was passed.

The same process that disqualified another application weeks earlier due to unverifiable information and missing documents.

But this time, the paperwork was in order.
And the permit? Filed under Noorein Janah’s name.

There is no registered BIC Bank business in the Maldives. There is no clear operation visible in the region. And yet, approval was granted — quietly.

No statement from MMA on what changed.
No explanation on why a foreign bank tied to Cambodia’s BIC Group is being ushered in under such opaque circumstances.

Her father is watching from the shadows.
So are we.

Planet Zuimmu is taking notes.

#mvpolitics #maldives #PlanetZuimmu #dhivehingeraajje🇲🇻 #dhivehingeraajje

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🎤 Did You Know?

First Lady Saajidha is allegedly such a karaoke enthusiast, Muleeaage evenings might feature her crooning “Ajeeb Dastan Hai Yeh” — fitting for the current political drama, no?

Echoes of Lata, with a touch of budget mystery.

#PlanetZuimmu #KaraokeCabinet #MuleeaageMelodies #firstladysessions #thecoverup #mvpolitics #maldives #coverup #dhivehingeraajje🇲🇻 #dhivehingeraajje #vapist_Umair

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ADDU CITY — In what can only be described as a workshop in survival-level road maintenance, the potholes on Addu’s Link Road are now being filled with sand — not as a temporary fix, but as the only thing left in the toolbox. According to Mayor Ali Nizar, this is what happens when there’s no tar, no budget, and not even the decency to pretend otherwise.

The Ministry of Cities, Local Government, and Public Works proudly posted photos of this “sand patching” job on X, as if paving roads with beach material was the newest global standard. The ministry clarified the job is being done by the Addu Public Works Unit, presumably with one shovel and a prayer.

When asked about the situation, Nizar said bluntly: "There’s no tar in the city council. There’s no money in the ministry. We’ve announced for 50 barrels of tar. When we get it, we will lay the tar."

Until then, residents are advised to treat their morning commute like a desert safari. SUVs recommended. Camels optional.

In other parts of Addu, some potholes are reportedly being filled with wood — giving motorists a fun, choose-your-own-obstacle-course experience. Meanwhile, Addu’s link road remains one of the few places on Earth where your car suspension and beachwear are equally necessary.

#thecoverup #mvpolitics #dhivehingeraajje🇲🇻 #maldives #coverup #dhivehingeraajje

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Islamic Minister Dr. Mohamed Shaheem Ali Saeed proudly declared that 2025 marks the first time a Maldivian national airline is transporting Hajj pilgrims to Mecca—an exciting milestone if we ignore that Air Maldives carried pilgrims in the past, MEGA Maldives Airlines flew over 1,700 pilgrims in 2015, and Maldivian Airlines itself operated a Hajj flight in 2013 under the administration of President Dr. Mohamed Waheed Hassan Manik. With all that history in the logbook, this “historic first” feels less like a fact and more like a publicity stunt with selective memory. Truth, especially when preached from the pulpit of public office, deserves better than a convenient rewrite.

#mvpolitics #maldives #dhivehingeraajje🇲🇻 #dhivehingeraajje

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In a bold reinterpretation of “public service,” former Immigration Controller Shamman “Shmoney” Waheed has been charged with the classic Maldivian hat-trick: robbery, abuse of power, and money laundering — all done with the finesse of a man trying to unlock student debt forgiveness via extortion. After allegedly threatening a foreigner, confiscating half a million Rufiyaa, and laundering part of it into his loan accounts like a budget Bond villain, Shamran has become the latest fallen star in President Muizzu’s galaxy of incompetence. The President, who was last seen yelling at India through a megaphone, claimed he was “deeply concerned,” mostly about the fact that Shamran didn’t cut him in. Home Minister Ali Ihusan, who thinks a criminal investigation means squinting hard at CCTV footage until it confesses, vowed swift justice — right after his afternoon nap and a press conference blaming the opposition. As the charges stack up, insiders say Shamman might still land a senior post in Muizzu’s cabinet — possibly as Minister of Strategic Theft.

#thecoverup #mvpolitics #coverup #maldives #dhivehingeraajje🇲🇻 #cigarettemafia #vapist_Umair #dhivehingeraajje

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"Silence for Survival"
Raudh Zilal. Initially dubbed the sole suspect in the infamous 9th-floor fall of Yumnu Rasheed. Is now reportedly playing a more... scripted role. Trusted whispers suggest the real culprits. Allegedly high-profile and high-ranking. Struck a backdoor deal. Raudh keeps their names out of it. And in return. He gets to keep his neck. It’s not justice. It’s just politics in flip-flops.
#maldives #thecoverup #mvpolitics #coverup #riyaaseecommission #dhivehingeraajje🇲🇻 #dhivehingeraajje

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The Generational Ban: A Law for No One, A Show for Everyone

In a bold yet bewildering crusade against tobacco, President Muizzu hails the vape ban as a triumph, celebrating supposed drops in usage while the streets flood with cheap, smuggled cigarettes and no real system exists to monitor who’s lighting up—especially not the post-2007 generation the law pretends to protect. Duties on cigarettes have gone up, but so has the black market, making it ironically easier for kids to get their hands on tobacco. The government's proudest solution seems to be the introduction of a "Generation Ban" with no real enforcement, topped off with the announcement of seizure clinics and a conveniently allocated budget, raising more questions than confidence. If this is what tobacco control looks like in paradise, we might as well light one up and watch the smoke show.

#maldives #thecoverup #mvpolitics #coverup #dhivehingeraajje🇲🇻 #cigarettemafia #dhivehingeraajje #vapist_Umair #umair_the_vapist

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Madhadha — Scandal, Deepfake, or a Dangerous Obsession with Power?

She’s bold, outspoken, and rumoured to be admired by the President himself.

Now, she’s at the centre of a storm: two explicit videos, a social media exposé, and whispers of ministers, MDs, and backdoor access.

The allegation? That she traded more than questions for those trips and interviews.
Her defense? “It’s a deepfake.”

One side sees a journalist using power for privilege.
The other sees a woman being destroyed for flying too close to it.

Is this a scandal — or the price of being too close to influence while being female and fearless?

Either Madhadha crossed a line — or someone’s making sure she never gets to draw one again.

In this digital age, truth is fragile. Reputation is disposable.
And when politics, power, and sex collide — everyone’s ready to watch.
But no one’s ready to wait for the facts.

So ask yourself:
Are you seeing proof — or just a projection?

#maldives #mvpolitics #riyaaseecommission #thecoverup #coverup #dhivehingeraajje #reallove #dhivehingeraajje🇲🇻

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Thank you for raising your concerns. We acknowleZuimmud sincerely apologize for the earlier misinformation in our opinion report.

To clarify with accurate and confirmed information: Yumnu is alive, and we regret the previous incorrect reference to her death. Current reports indicate that four individuals are suspected to be connected to the incident involving Yumnu, and one of them is alleged to be Yassar, who is reported to have political family ties.

Our mention of these individuals and speculation around them was based on conversations around the case and family statements shared with the media. However, we understand the importance of clear, factual reporting—especially in sensitive matters—and we are committed to correcting any errors.

Planet Zuimmu stands by the need for justice and transparency, and we will continue to report updates with responsibility and integrity.

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Power and Protection: Is Justice Slipping Away in the Yumnus Case?

Two days ago, Yumnus’s family broke their silence, speaking emotionally to the media and urging authorities to act swiftly on new leads. They confirmed ongoing investigations and revealed troubling new information: four more individuals may have been involved in Yumnus's death. Among them, the key suspect named is Yassar, who has deep political roots—he is the grandson of Late Abdulla Hameed, brother of former President Maumoon Abdul Gayoom.

Despite the mounting pressure and growing public outrage, there is a deepening sense of doubt among many that Yassar will be held accountable. His ties to a politically powerful family have fueled concerns of protection and interference from the top. This is especially alarming in a justice system already marred by allegations of corruption and selective accountability.

Eyewitnesses and neighborhood sources claim to have seen unusual activity around the location on the night of Yumnus’s disappearance. Still, there has been no visible effort from police to bring in the named individuals for questioning. Meanwhile, Yumnus’s family continues to call for transparency and for no special privileges to override justice.

The growing narrative is one that feels all too familiar to many Maldivians: when the accused are powerful, justice becomes a distant hope.

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This is an opinion report by Planet Zuimmu. The information is based on real-time statements, reports, and verified leads. We will continue to track and report on this story.

#maldives #mvpolitics #riyaaseecommission #thecoverup #coverup #dhivehingeraajje🇲🇻 #dhivehingeraajje

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Thank you for raising your concerns. We acknowleZuimmud sincerely apologize for the earlier misinformation in our opinion report.

To clarify with accurate and confirmed information: Yumnu is alive, and we regret the previous incorrect reference to her death. Current reports indicate that four individuals are suspected to be connected to the incident involving Yumnu, and one of them is alleged to be Yassar, who is reported to have political family ties.

Our mention of these individuals and speculation around them was based on conversations around the case and family statements shared with the media. However, we understand the importance of clear, factual reporting—especially in sensitive matters—and we are committed to correcting any errors.

Planet Zuimmu stands by the need for justice and transparency, and we will continue to report updates with responsibility and integrity.

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Planet Zuimmu – Breaking Report: Maldives Welcomes “Prince” with Open Arms (and Empty Pockets)

Malé, Maldives — Reporting Live

The Maldives rolled out the red carpet this week for Prince Fahad Saud Alshalan — a figure many sources say isn’t officially recognized by the House of Saud. The Saudi Embassy, notably, was unaware of the visit.

But the real spectacle came with President Mohamed Muizzu’s launch of the Maldives 2.0 Digital Transformation last night — an ambitious plan promising digital IDs, a national AI masterplan, and a booming digital economy by 2030.

And guess what? According to the official buzz, royals from all corners of the globe — Malaysia, Bahrain, Spain, Oman, Lesotho, the UK, and even the African kingdom of Eswatini — are just lining up to splash their riches on this digital revolution. Maldives 2.0, it seems, has the world’s monarchs falling over themselves to invest.

Until then, Planet Zuimmu will keep watching, reporting, and occasionally laughing — because some political theater deserves a standing ovation.

#maldives #mvpolitics #riyaaseecommission #thecoverup #coverup #digitalmafia #dhivehingeraajje🇲🇻 #dhivehingeraajje

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Shiman, Mahzoom Detained After Peaceful Protest Met With Force

Shiman (19) and Mahzoom (28) remain in custody after being arrested during a peaceful protest in Malé last week. According to their lawyer Aisha Sheena, video footage clearly shows neither resisted arrest, yet police used excessive force.

Shiman sustained a swollen hand, while Mahzoom suffered a serious shoulder injury—yet police failed to provide him with a doctor-prescribed arm sling during detention.

The arrests are being seen as a direct attempt to silence the growing youth-led protest movement. Political leaders including Mohamed Nasheed, Ibrahim Solih, and MDP Chairperson Fayyaz Ismail have condemned the police action.

#maldives #mvpolitics #riyaaseecommission #thecoverup #coverup #dhivehingeraajje #freeshiman #FreeShiman #FreeMahzoom

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Disgraceful Start: Yumnu Commission Press Conference Raises More Questions Than Answers

The Presidential Commission's first press conference on the Yumnu case has only deepened public outrage and skepticism. Chaired by Dr. Mohamed Munawwar, the commission shockingly admitted it does not even know why it was formed, what its purpose is, or in what capacity its members were appointed. Both Munawwar and Dr. Musa Murad confirmed that no clear mandate or responsibilities were given to them, a stunning revelation a full week after the commission’s formation.

Even more damning, Munawwar himself advised Yumnu’s grieving family not to trust the commission, citing the failure of past state-run inquiries. He also admitted that Transport Minister Mohamed Ameen has interfered in the case, something the public has long suspected, but claimed this will only be “confirmed after the investigation.” This hollow promise only adds to suspicions that the commission exists to protect regime insiders.

Criticism of Munawwar is intense. Widely seen as a politically compromised figure, he's accused of being lazy, disengaged, and a known drinker, hardly fit to lead a high-stakes investigation. His appointment is believed by many to be a deliberate move by President Muizzu to shield his closest allies, particularly Transport Minister Ameen and Home Minister Ali Ihusan, both of whom have been implicated in obstructing the investigation from the start.

Yumnu’s family has openly declared their distrust in the commission. This press conference didn’t build confidence, it exposed the complete lack of seriousness, structure, and integrity behind this so-called investigation. With the President, First Lady, and inner circle still holding the strings, justice for Yumnu continues to hang by a thread.

#maldives #dhivehingeraajje #riyaaseecommission #mvpolitics #thecoverup #coverup #criminalregime #rapecase

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She knew because she was part of them.
The same young PNC crew who partied like kings when Muizzu came to power are now drowning in scandals.
Malsha Sharyf didn’t slip up — she exposed herself.
Inside knowledge, inside protection.
They’re all part of the same dirty circle.

#mvpolitics #umair_the_vapist #pizzamafia #gridmafia #eventmafia #digitalmafia #40crybabies #reallove #cigarettemafia #maldives #vapist_Umair #dhivehingeraajje🇲🇻 #climatemafia #dhivehingeraajje

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The ones involved in this party are nepotism baby officials from the President’s Office. Ministers and Police are working hand in hand to hide evidence and protect the criminals. This is not just a few bad apples — the entire regime is rotten to the core. Every single one of them is complicit in this corruption and crime. We demand the resignation of the whole regime. NO COVER UPS! NOEXCUSES! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!

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President Dr. Mohamed Muizzu’s tenure will be remembered not for its promises of progress but for its alarming descent into corruption, reckless decision-making, and political betrayal. His rise to power was paved with opportunistic maneuvering, and his governance has been a relentless onslaught of mismanagement and self-serving policies.

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From Technocrat to Political Opportunist: Muizzu’s Rise to Power

Dr. Mohamed Muizzu initially built his reputation as Minister of Housing, where he spearheaded large-scale infrastructure projects such as the Sinamalé Bridge and various land reclamation projects. These projects, though visibly impressive, were riddled with financial opacity, raising suspicions of misallocation of funds. His tenure as Mayor of Malé City was a mere stepping stone in his calculated climb to the presidency.

The most treacherous act of his career, however, came when he betrayed his political mentor, former President Abdulla Yameen Abdul Gayyoom. After Yameen’s imprisonment, Muizzu wasted no time in seizing control of the People’s National Congress (PNC), pushing Yameen’s loyalists aside and assuming power without any legitimate claim to the political legacy he had previously vowed to uphold. His rise was built on deceit, and his presidency has continued on that same foundation of duplicity.

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A Presidency Defined by Incompetence and Catastrophic Decisions

1.⁠ ⁠The Reckless Rasmalé Reclamation Project

The Rasmale’ reclamation project stands as a glaring example of President Muizzu’s lack of foresight. The project, promoted under the guise of urban expansion, has sparked significant environmental and economic concerns. Despite warnings from experts about the potential destruction of marine ecosystems and the risks of coastal erosion, Muizzu pushed ahead with the project, blatantly disregarding the long-term consequences for short-term political gain.

2.⁠ ⁠The Foolish Increase in Cigarette Duty

One of Muizzu’s most ill-conceived economic policies was the drastic increase in cigarette duty, a move he foolishly believed would sustain government revenue. Instead, it resulted in a complete financial disaster, slashing monthly cigarette tax revenue from over MVR 100 million to a mere MVR 5 million. The Maldivian cigarette market was quickly overrun by smugglers who now control a black market, further proving Muizzu’s incompetence in understanding basic economic principles. His administration claims the tax hike was intended to curb smoking, but in reality, it has only fueled illegal trade, rendering the policy a spectacular failure.

3.⁠ ⁠The NSPA Corruption Scandal: A Financial Black Hole

Perhaps the most damning scandal of Muizzu’s presidency is the blatant misuse of funds within the National Social Protection Agency (NSPA). Under his administration, the NSPA funneled exorbitant amounts of public money into leasing an office space for a staggering MVR 580,000 per month, ultimately spending over MVR 34.8 million in a shameless act of corruption. These funds were used to establish MMTV, a television channel built with world-class equipment under the name of an obscure individual linked to Muizzu’s own native island. The entire ordeal reeks of embezzlement, exposing yet another example of how Muizzu prioritizes personal propaganda over genuine governance.

4.⁠ ⁠The Absurd Military Expenditures: Drones and Missiles for What?

Muizzu’s administration has recklessly spent MVR 500 million on drones—expensive equipment that remains largely unused. Now, in an even more outrageous move, his government is seeking to procure surface-to-air missile systems under the pretense of “national security.” The reality, however, is far more sinister: many suspect this is a money-making scheme designed to siphon funds into Muizzu’s personal accounts. His government’s pattern of over-inflated defense contracts suggests that his true objective is not national security but personal enrichment at the expense of taxpayers.

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A Legacy of Lies, Corruption, and Failure

President Muizzu’s tenure is nothing short of a catastrophe for the Maldives. His administration is riddled with corruption, his economic policies have backfired disastrously, and his reckless defense spending raises serious concerns about his true intentions. Public outrage has grown, with the streets echoing with accusations of “Kazzab” (liar) directed at the president. His presidency will not be remembered as a period of development but as an era of deceit, betrayal, and national decline.

The history books will not be kind to Dr. Mohamed Muizzu. They will chronicle his governance as a cautionary tale—a stark reminder of what happens when power is placed in the hands of the corrupt and the incompetent.

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