ramen

stop being poor.
the plan is ramen.
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[ramen @planisramen]

you're still poor.
you still can't afford rent.

just eat $RAMEN

now live.

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website: https://t.co/Y6cEFE5MIk

[ramen @planisramen]

insurance said i was covered.

turns out they meant
covered in seasoning dust.

different crisis. same cup.

[ramen @planisramen]

student loans asked what i plan to do with my future.

i said boil water.

ambitious plan.

[ramen @planisramen]

performance review went great.

compensation has been adjusted.
one noodle.
vested over four years.

the plan is ramen.

[ramen @planisramen]

retirement plan update:
keep working.

the cake got downgraded to one noodle.
still counts as benefits.

[ramen @planisramen]

Treated myself. Singular.
Couldn't afford the cake.

#RAMEN

[ramen @planisramen]

the car was part of the plan.
the payment had other ideas.

now the bus is the plan.
please stand behind the yellow line.

[ramen @planisramen]

It's fine. I'll wear the coat inside.
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[ramen @planisramen]

healthcare asked if i had tried being cheaper to repair.
i said yes.
they said good.

the soup is in-network.

[ramen @planisramen]

I can't afford an in unit washer and dryer.
This is the best I can do.

Laundromat --> Ramen Noodles.

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[ramen @planisramen]

Asked if there was a cheaper version.
There was not.
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[ramen @planisramen]

Went to the open house. Couldn't even afford the windows.

Stayed outside.
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[ramen @planisramen]

Lease is up in March. So am I.
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[ramen @planisramen]

the meeting could have been an email.
the email could have been a bowl.
the bowl could have been cheaper last year.

the plan is ramen.

[ramen @planisramen]

bought eggs.
got a thesis.

the receipt asked if i wanted to finance it over 12 months.

same crisis. same cup.

[ramen @planisramen]

rent went up.
salary stayed exactly where it was.

after careful review,
we found a solution.

the egg is optional.

[ramen @planisramen]

"stop whining, get a job and eat ramen"

must be nice to say from your private jet, michelin star dinner and 5 star hotel.

[ramen @planisramen]

it always has been.

cheap.
affordable.

exactly what you need $ramen #ramen

[ramen @planisramen]

Statement's the same as last quarter.
It's all expensive now.
$RAMEN

[ramen @planisramen]

Same cart as last year. Different number.
$RAMEN