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The boiling hot disrespect bakes me at 350 degrees

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it’s fine. it’s literally just my lip combo…

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this is a song about the time i took a ride in a guys iroc and got totally. fucking. pregnant.

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@miffyylovers yay i’m so happy for you! leaving the bucks is seriously soooo life changing

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🍓🍷🧺📖

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i’m so glad i’m not still a barista that lives up my boss’s asshole

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i couldn’t imagine stilling working working a job where i can’t have my nails done.

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in honor of pms i’ll be watching lotr and eating fudge brownie oatly ice cream until further notice

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i miss sweat tour

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not now sweetie mommy is taking her sleeping aid with a glass of rosé

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@ravinghuh hi hi happy wednesday!

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im so ready to be done with school but im gonna miss being in a salon everyday 😩😩

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k i’m ready to quit my job and be a hairstylist now

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okay but why are all clothes only catered to small boobs? like must be nice to know you can fit your boobs in literally anything

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@ravinghuh YEEEEAH

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i KNOW i mountain dew it for ya

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stop signs are just a suggestion

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customers get so mad when you have no reaction to their tantrums lmfao. sorry your husband didn’t do anything but take you to starbies for mother’s day!! must suck!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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wait, why am i obsessed with listening to my 2020 playlists?

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70. more. days.