maybe a cactus

give me peanut butter or give me death |
she/her

[maybe a cactus @plantbitch2]

humanity naming a planet "uranus" is honestly gold tier comedy

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@executive_homie Gay

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rip to the people on the edmund fitzgerald

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Former georgia rep tom price's wikipedia picture kind of looks like it was colored manually

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Imagine if NASA reported that a giant asteroid was going to hit the US and a city needed to be evacuated, some fascist would convince like 15% of the population to stay like anti-vaxxers of asteroids

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nukes were a really shit advertisement for nuclear energy weren't they

[Kitchen Nightmares Bot @BotRamsay]

Cooked to Hell Restaurant Hates Over 953 Portions of COLD SUSHI!

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@awildmaxdisapp1 It takes 35 minutes to eat a hotdog?

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the ***vast array*** of nothing 🌌

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Kraftwerk is by definition the coolest band

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If you ever feel that there is no sense of justice in the world, consider that Allan Pinkerton, founder of the Pinkerton Agency, died by biting his own tongue

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thank you to the dead person whose gums are now in my mouth

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get therapy

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"screams toxic positivity"

https://t.co/jcIaCvhB27

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LAcroix whoops

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favorite drug combination: weed and lecroix

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to be specific:

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terminally attracted to unshaved women in birkenstocks c. 2016

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@0010101X @mxtaliajane @matthewhaag @cliffordlevy Still a better job than being a landlord