kate 🐌

howdy! she/her

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Under absolutely no circumstances should anyone ever sign anything even remotely similar to this.

[prance @bocxtop]

it’s cool how the govt told us raising the minimum wage would make a burger be $20 and now a burger is $20. but min wage is the same

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The onion is no longer satire. They’re just stating what happens now.

[Thea Riofrancos @triofrancos]

I just ordered four at-home rapid covid tests online, for free, from a government website that will be shipped to my door by the postal service.

It's not amazing or impressive that this can be done now; it's a travesty, with fatal results, this wasn't done months or years ago.

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

Become Ungovernable

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

No lies detected.

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

CDC, 2020: wash your groceries

CDC, 2022: you can cough in someone’s mouth if your boss says it’s okay

[josh! @queersocialism]

i know i did not just see a tweet from president joe biden basically telling americans that “google is free” in response to the covid testing crisis 😭

[United Farm Workers @UFWupdates]

Anyone in a corner office can come try our “low skill” work anytime

[Griffin @sensortld]

Is it seasonal depression or is it ur gov destroying any last bit of hope you had for a meaningful healthy life

[Tiffany C. Li @tiffanycli]

Stay indoors. But also return in person. Wear a mask. Not that one. The expensive one, that you can’t find. Take rapid tests. Which you also can’t find. But if you find them, don’t buy them. Rapid tests don’t work. You need PCR. There are zero appointments in your area.