𝘀𝗮𝗺🌾

eat a taco, drink a beer, donate some money, don’t be an asshole

[𝘀𝗮𝗺🌾 @plantdad_sam]

august sipped away like a bottle of wine… #folklorealbum

[𝘀𝗮𝗺🌾 @plantdad_sam]

i’m in the tattoo chair getting my first taylor swift tattoo 🥰

[chrismel @chrismelbz]

any team chrismel believers

[𝘀𝗮𝗺🌾 @plantdad_sam]

@chrismelbz More like the goddess of HOT! *high fives self* *finger guns*

[𝘀𝗮𝗺🌾 @plantdad_sam]

@Declevity “Maybe”

[𝘀𝗮𝗺🌾 @plantdad_sam]

i hope it’s shitty at the black dog

[𝘀𝗮𝗺🌾 @plantdad_sam]

@maribelshh Everyones afraid of little old Lucy

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

It’s 2am. ✌️🕑 Now that you’re a member of THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT, you may access 15 additional files from the Chairman. #TTPDTheAnthology is out now! 🤍 https://t.co/orxR4Excs6

[A @bloodandlemon]

people named Chloe, Sam, Sophia, Marcus, Aimee, Kim, Cassandra, Peter, and Robin right now

[𝘀𝗮𝗺🌾 @plantdad_sam]

@Declevity Blocked

[𝘀𝗮𝗺🌾 @plantdad_sam]

check on your friends

[𝘀𝗮𝗺🌾 @plantdad_sam]

@Declevity @IndoorScream @itsgapped

[𝘀𝗮𝗺🌾 @plantdad_sam]

@Declevity @IndoorScream You’ll be hearing from my lawyer

[𝘀𝗮𝗺🌾 @plantdad_sam]

if anyone is still playing.. #PokemonGO

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

#PokemonLegendsZA, an ambitious new entry to the Pokémon video game series, will launch on Nintendo Switch systems in 2025!

[Serebii.net @SerebiiNet]

Serebii Update: A new Pokémon Trading Card Game. Pokémon Trading Card Game Pocket, app is to be released soon with immersive card artwork and more

Details @ https://t.co/NWlAdn57aQ

[𝘀𝗮𝗺🌾 @plantdad_sam]

red wine, hotel robes, and getting severe secondhand embarrassment from watching people get rejected on sharktank, i love relaxing

[𝘀𝗮𝗺🌾 @plantdad_sam]

@Trick_Lightly this was him

[𝘀𝗮𝗺🌾 @plantdad_sam]

idk why i overshare so fcking much, just went to the hotel lobby to pick up some doordash and just told the dude behind the counter “im hungover and if this pasta doesn’t fix it im gonnna have a breakdown” like wtf

[𝘀𝗮𝗺🌾 @plantdad_sam]

and then the restaurant forgot utensils so the breakdown is imminent