The Plant Father 🌱

big time plant dad [he/him]

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say hello to Brainfeeder

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@EmilyRipley13 Gross in moving

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@EmilyRipley13 Is this neck-tattoo lady

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#makeamericacornagain

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4 ears of corn for president

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#4moreears

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@nOicec0ck It’s me, I’m bitches

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I simply refuse to believe that this is only two months of growth idk what I’m doing but she is one happy Coleus

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I present to you:
the only good thing to happen in 2020

[CNN @CNN]

An opera house in Barcelona reopened with a performance to 2,292 potted plants https://t.co/WIVb4gOHjA

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@uhhtess @maxberger Getting this tattooed

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@YourHomieJSA 🙌🏻

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@aurelieshaw hell YEAH

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@uhhtess Grande Prairie!!

[relationships.bsky.social @redditships]

My husband [M27] turned our living room into a farm

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@floridaboxturtl

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Ethics question:
was it morally wrong to gift her a birdhouse for her birthday?

[animal crossing 🎈 @acuteleaf]

Today is Piper’s birthday! 💘✨🍓