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I’m shouting at nobody

[🥳 @planth0ee]

To Whoever failed to perforate the cap on my apple juice jug, I have never had to fight this hard for Apple juice. I now have blisters on my hands from trying to open this shit and I was only successful after sawing the ring from the cap with a pair scissors😭

[🥳 @planth0ee]

I need a Chicago summer night in boystown, and like 6 shots pronto

[🥳 @planth0ee]

Mentally It’s summer

[Cher @cher]

Sorry Been MIA,
What IS My Problem

[🥳 @planth0ee]

Don’t bring me out with you unless you want me saying “shots??👀” every half hour

[🥳 @planth0ee]

So what is going on with John mulaney performing at wrigley field? signed up for presale, haven’t seen anything yet, and then I see stubhub is selling tickets?

[🥳 @planth0ee]

@PokemonCenterUS please restock the big appletun plush I need him so bad

[Corrieander 🤍 @GRAVETHRILLER]

Those prices were PRE TARIFF??????????????

[prozac & cody @clubskunks]

one time i impulsively purchased one of these at the grocery store bc i was so enchanted by its aura but I couldn't bring myself to eat it bc I'd grown too attached so i gave it to my dad and asked him to eat it out of my sight

[🥳 @planth0ee]

“I think you’re stimming rn”
“I think I’m voguing”

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

if your reaction to the tiktok ban is "well now influencers have to get real jobs" and not "wow this is a terrifying display of censorship," i am begging you to reach into the deepest recesses of your brain and dust off those critical thinking skills

[🥳 @planth0ee]

Guess I should start watching the tiktoks in my inbox before they ban it

[🥳 @planth0ee]

Kimchi… has replaced my need for pickles

[moo @southpqrk]

i had a funeral for liam

[🥳 @planth0ee]

Purgatory is literally just sitting in a doctor’s office exam room waiting for them to come back and thinking maybe they possibly forgot you were in there and are waiting for them

[claudiiii @Claudddmami]

Yikes

[🥳 @planth0ee]

I only really crave pickles past midnight, as if it’s mischief

[🥳 @planth0ee]

Life really is confusing rn and I feel like I need to go camping to reset

[🥳 @planth0ee]

The primal urge to herd animals

[🥳 @planth0ee]

Why do dudes name grant have huge eyebrows