Pietro.

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ the better twin.

[Pietro. @plapsilver]

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝗤𝗨𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗦𝗜𝗟𝗩𝗘𝗥

[Deija 🧸ྀི @deijamilkers]

real men like unshaved pussy #nsfwtwt

[Pietro. @plapsilver]

@chaosrots @archerrot and me.

[Pietro. @plapsilver]

You could show a little interest in what I’m up to every so often..

I get up to some cool things.

[𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐱𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐟𝐟 @TheDarkChaos_]

What did you wanted it to be, Pietro? 5? My interest in you is not what you think it is.

[Pietro. @plapsilver]

Interest at 1 is what is wrong with this damn family.

[𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐱𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐟𝐟 @TheDarkChaos_]

@plapsilver

●○○○○ — interest.
○○○○○ — physical attraction.
●●●●○ — annoyance.
●●●●● — trust.
●●●●● — respect.
○○○○○ — shipping chance.

[Pietro. @plapsilver]

@obscurse / hm.

[Pietro. @plapsilver]

|| I wanna make a luke skywalker.

[sevgili @sevgilicift54]

Need

[Pietro. @plapsilver]

uh..
yeah you’ve got it!

[W̶A̶N̶D̶A̶.̶ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ @hexmoans]

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So⠀one⠀came⠀from⠀an⠀actual⠀filthy,⠀dirty
enviroment,⠀while⠀the⠀other⠀is⠀simply⠀from
old⠀timing.

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[Pietro. @plapsilver]

cool battlefield dust, not old sorcerer dust.

there’s a difference.

[W̶A̶N̶D̶A̶.̶ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ @hexmoans]

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Didn't⠀you⠀mention⠀you⠀were⠀covered
in⠀dust⠀earlier,⠀so⠀perhaps⠀it's⠀you⠀that's
infecting⠀everyone.

[Pietro. @plapsilver]

dusty cloak.
dust mites, maybe you’re infested with dust mites then dear sister.

[W̶A̶N̶D̶A̶.̶ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ @hexmoans]

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I'm⠀failing⠀to⠀see⠀the⠀connection?⠀The⠀cloak
hasn't⠀been⠀on⠀anyone's⠀head...⠀ever.

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[Pietro. @plapsilver]

that cloak looks like it would give you lice.
have you got lice wandy?
get vis to check sometime.

[W̶A̶N̶D̶A̶.̶ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ @hexmoans]

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You⠀must've⠀missed⠀out⠀on⠀the⠀upgrade,
Strange's⠀cape⠀makes⠀a⠀fine⠀train⠀piece
so⠀wedgies⠀are⠀no⠀longer⠀a⠀concern.

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[Pietro. @plapsilver]

have you seen your suit?
you’re in the wedgie business.

[W̶A̶N̶D̶A̶.̶ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ @hexmoans]

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I⠀wish⠀you'd⠀get⠀constant⠀wedgies⠀when⠀you⠀run.

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[Pietro. @plapsilver]

i wish you’d go a long way.

[W̶A̶N̶D̶A̶.̶ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ @hexmoans]

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A⠀simple⠀'I⠀love⠀you'⠀can⠀go⠀a⠀long⠀way.

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[Pietro. @plapsilver]

unintentional.

fine, how is it meant to be done then o’ wise one?

[W̶A̶N̶D̶A̶.̶ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ @hexmoans]

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With⠀a⠀spinkle⠀of⠀creep⠀all⠀over⠀it.

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[Pietro. @plapsilver]

i literally just said i love you.
like normal siblings do.

[W̶A̶N̶D̶A̶.̶ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ @hexmoans]

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Maybe⠀if⠀you⠀behave⠀normal.

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[Pietro. @plapsilver]

i cannot win with you can i?

[W̶A̶N̶D̶A̶.̶ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ @hexmoans]

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Just⠀had⠀to⠀make⠀it⠀sound⠀creepier
than⠀it⠀needed⠀to?

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[Pietro. @plapsilver]

of course i love you wanda.
more than any man can love any woman!

[W̶A̶N̶D̶A̶.̶ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ @hexmoans]

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Pretty⠀sure⠀not⠀the⠀only⠀one⠀to⠀think⠀that⠀way.