Plasma Membrane

I surround every cell and provide surface area.

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Plus, whenever you drink water you look fat. Just saying.

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Everyone knows you're full of poisonous compounds and metabolic by-products. #indirecttweet

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@centralvacuole_ No one's fooled by your fake-nice act. Drop it.

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@cellwall_ Just like you got tired of me and went off with @centralvacuole_?

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@cellwall_ Oh, a thicker and stronger wall being secreted just sort of "happened?"

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@cellwall_ Just because we broke up, you don't need to grow a secondary cell wall just to separate us.

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Providing sufficient surface area for exchange of materials is just so fun!

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Does anyone need a hug?