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2nd best human in the world at Catch The Pegion! by fonda1515

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@ACurtis0211 Good luck beating this

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im cooked

[jade (DELTARUNE SPOILERS) @jade_harIey]

I just got a friend request from the most batshit insane steam account I have ever seen

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@some_nerd314 i have no idea how i got this image i was trying to grab the original tweet lmao

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it cracks me up that this tweet is pretty much the exact same plot as one of the first narrative films ever made (a trip to the moon). 120 years of technological evolution and humans' go-to story is still "what if the moon had fucked up little creatures"

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*rewatching a recording of my wedding vows after a divorce* erm... that one didn't age quite so well

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>claims to be anti-abortion
>kills his presidential campaign before it even releases

[POLITICO @politico]

DeSantis was supposed to be the candidate in control. He glitched. https://t.co/rPVHuZSbSc

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*trying to 1-up someone who raised their hand in class* oh yeah well i have TWO dentist appointments at 2PM today

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eggnog only being sold seasonally is so ridiculous. like, imagine if you weren’t allowed to buy candy on days that weren’t halloween or weren’t allowed to argue with your family on days that aren’t thanksgiving

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Looks like twitter is really dying now. Gotta say that despite the absurd amount of spam bots that occupied the site, the borderline unusable reply sections on any big post, the random trending tab junk, the inconsistent application of the TOS, the unbearable user base, (1/149)

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Studio Ghibli flowers look so beautiful❤️

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this is probably what hell looks like

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happy 3 years on twitter i hated them all

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i've come to the conclusion that there's a roblox simulator for everything

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where are you gonna go now dumbass. yeah. just keep running in circles. fool

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@Cause__Key @supercoolmega @playcanvas you can't post scores that aren't yours lmfao

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@Cause__Key @supercoolmega @playcanvas no fun allowed

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@supercoolmega @playcanvas nope. you're not allowed to have nice things

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wtf i've multiplied

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@VeryFatCat3 it's a private server sorry

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i can't believe i spent several hours making this shit