Kathryn Plaster

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
- Edgar Allan Poe

[Kathryn Plaster @PlasteredKat]

@DaleJr, you met Anthony in OK; sadly he passed away. Family would love you to go to his funeral.https://t.co/SUn2xCkZli

[Kathryn Plaster @PlasteredKat]

Kids: Blah, blah, blah.
Me: What the hell is wrong with you kids?
Kids: Internet
#StoryChecksOut

[Kathryn Plaster @PlasteredKat]

Retweet for support! https://t.co/eEXqGkztzI

[Kathryn Plaster @PlasteredKat]

Help supporg me & my team (Fellowship of Freethought) in Out Of The Darkness Walk. https://t.co/2QbD6lPaTT
#SuicidePrevention

[Kathryn Plaster @PlasteredKat]

Help supporg me & my team (Fellowship of Freethought) in Out Of The Darkness Walk. https://t.co/2QbD6lPaTT
#SuicidePrevention

[Al Jean @AlJean]

.@TheSimpsons THOH XXIX is a go!

[Kathryn Plaster @PlasteredKat]

Friend: You're not truly a parent until you flip off your kid behind their back.
Me: What!?! I do that shit to their faces.

[Kathryn Plaster @PlasteredKat]

Only 8 hours until the new #southpark21 premieres! Squeal! @SouthPark

[Kathryn Plaster @PlasteredKat]

@SethMacFarlane Just watched #TheOrville Holy fuckballs, I nerded all over myself. Thing of magnificence! We'll done!

[Kathryn Plaster @PlasteredKat]

"And all I lov'd
"I lov'd alone..."

- Edgar Allan Poe

[Kathryn Plaster @PlasteredKat]

Feeling pretty good today...kind of sexy; decided to go find something new to wear. Try on a few skirts and mirror was all "Never mind."

[Kathryn Plaster @PlasteredKat]

I kind of want to disappear for a while.

[Kathryn Plaster @PlasteredKat]

Now is the time to evaluate my prior conversations and try to self-analyze how much of a spastic dork I was. #SociallyAwkwardChick

[Kathryn Plaster @PlasteredKat]

A friend recently told me I need to be more active on Twitter. So...here's some activity. #YoureWelcome

[Kathryn Plaster @PlasteredKat]

A little bit of me died tonight.The bell can't be unrung. I will never be the same, all due to another's actions.My heart hurts. I want out.

[Kathryn Plaster @PlasteredKat]

The dream job getting my foot in the door to publishing? They really liked me...but my schedule wasn't compatible. Tears may have been shed.

[Kathryn Plaster @PlasteredKat]

When asked your opinion regarding an Oxford comma, you know you've found your people. #TeamOxford

[Kathryn Plaster @PlasteredKat]

I just interviewed for my dream job today. I hope it went well. #IWantToBeInPublishing

[Kathryn Plaster @PlasteredKat]

We have a new pup in the house. Zero LOVES @BellaDogFood! He knows the sound of the lid being taken off. #GotItFree

[Kathryn Plaster @PlasteredKat]

@BellaDogFood My pug LOVES filet mignon! She recognizes the smell and starts to beg. #GotItFree #DoggieLovesBella

[Kathryn Plaster @PlasteredKat]

@V8 #TFW you get all 5 kids where they need to be, BEFORE they need to be there & still have energy for a gym day! #SteadyEnergy #GotItFree