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[💀 @plastic_cup]

@_robrobrobro Omg this is a beautiful sight 👏🏻

[ANGEL DU$T @angeldustmoney]

WANNA CHANGE THE RULES BUT NEVER PLAYED THE GAME

[SeeYouSpaceCowboy @syscband]

WORCESTER! We are at the mighty PALLADIUM tonight with @18v_official , @chamber615 and @wristmeetrazor

Where the freaxxx at?????

[Tom DeLonge @tomdelonge]

Aliens don’t believe in you either

[💀 @plastic_cup]

Tysm @thewonderyears for playing me vs the highway 💕💕💕

[Kelsea Bauman-Murphy @preachy_spice]

My 5-star review of major motion picture 17 Again/apology letter to Zac Efron.

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

Honestly a treat when people tell me things I have said and promptly forgotten.

[Lauren Ash @lauren_ash]

How is it that my dog will literally eat garbage but a teeny pill slathered in dog food, offends his delicate palate? And how also, when he eats with the voracity of a Dirt Devil, does he somehow manage to daintily eat around/spit out a pill the size of a pin head?! #skills

[Dave Hause @hausedave]

I’ve tried both and they both are more work than I thought they’d be

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Imagine saying “love you to the sun and back” to someone

[Take This To Heart Records @T3Hrecords]

When someone goes “BRRR”, I immediately finish their sentence with the cheer from Bring It On. Real ones know.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Dolly gets a dose of her own medicine. 

@VUMChealth

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

me at 4:59pm: yeah I'll get that to you ASAP, no problem!

me at 5pm:

[Betches News @Betches_News]

My alcohol Johnson &
tolerance Johnson
at 30 vaccine

🤝
A single shot is effective

[Parker @parkeroffair]

Honestly, getting really tired of all the comments calling Jill Biden a “pretend doctor.” Are there really this many people that have zero concept of a doctoral degree, or this is just our latest sexist comment of choice?

[💀 @plastic_cup]

@SangeadoSarah

[Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes]

I just tried a keto friendly cereal. I think tomorrow I’ll just eat my cabinets.