Macho Man

bug booty bitches is where it’s at

[Macho Man @plastic_turtle]

Idk what I’m doing here but I’m making the best of it 💁‍♀️

[Miaw @Miaw]

mood:

[Macho Man @plastic_turtle]

I can’t wait till I can start vaping again, I’ve gone this long without it but GOT DAMN I need SUMTHIN

[Macho Man @plastic_turtle]

My niece is lucky I’m not her momma, she’s got such an attitude for being four. Idc I’m glad I can send her snotty little behind back at the end of the day smh

[Macho Man @plastic_turtle]

Thinking this is normal, HUH??? I left three months ago and finally got the rest of my stuff from my old place I let him stay in until the lease ended and they are BACK in a new place, IN A NEW CITY TF. I’m sorry but this pisses me off

[Macho Man @plastic_turtle]

In my 25 years on this earth I have NEVERRR had a roach in my proximity until this guy came into my life. I let him move in with me, ROACHES. I moved and he did NOT come with, ROACHES?! I’ve cleaned everything top to bottom, cleaned before I packed my stuff I don’t UNDERSTAND PLZ

[Macho Man @plastic_turtle]

I’m fr not trying to come off like a snob but my last place I lived in for four years and NOTHING. as soon as he started staying with me they came, even in my car and I don’t leave NOTHING in my car I don’t even leave bread on my counters and he’s trying to gaslight me into

[Macho Man @plastic_turtle]

I don’t care who you are, no one is entitled to my attention or energy, especially when you’ve drained me of it

[Macho Man @plastic_turtle]

Spending time with my sister reminded me why I don’t spend time with my sister 🫠

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

Bottom view of a cat that has fallen asleep on a glass table.

[Macho Man @plastic_turtle]

I’m at the point in my life where I’m ready for a reset. I already have to a certain degree, I just want to erase 99% of the relationships I have with people. I feel I’ve outgrown a lot of people in my life

[Macho Man @plastic_turtle]

MF talking about “ men only get loved when they provide” BITCH the only thing you provided was a headache and an unwanted pregnancy ( no hate on the baby I love her fr) BUT FUCK YOU

[Macho Man @plastic_turtle]

I may be a stickler for rules, or I just don’t wanna LOSE MY JOB but I keep finding people online that work at the same place I do, stating where they working and posting pics like IT FEELS ILLEGAL

[Macho Man @plastic_turtle]

I really wish this man child would vacate my life but he is fighting tooth and nail for UTTER DISAPPOINTMENT

[Macho Man @plastic_turtle]

I have a feeling I’m gonna have to do this by myself like I have been the whole time. I’m really okay with doing it alone, but I don’t need to be dragging dead weight. I can’t make someone change, but I’m not going to coddle due to your own choices

[Macho Man @plastic_turtle]

How do you delegate work when all the employees are SHIT

[Macho Man @plastic_turtle]

Why are you mad I’ve lost my passion when you’ve stomped it out of me?

[Macho Man @plastic_turtle]

Why must he feed into my old man hobbies and get me a metal detector. I’m gonna look like those leathery old beach locals

[Macho Man @plastic_turtle]

You ask for something but refuse to hold yourself accountable for past actions, it’s a no from me dawg