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my elegant new story

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my new story is an act of faith

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@xtremelyhotgirl was he a youtube poop person? i just remember one series would do the hit songs and there was a funny one using a eminem lil wayne song

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if you drink more than one cup of coffee a day you should just do cocaine. if you do more than two lines of cocaine a day you should just do meth. if you smoke meth more than two times a day you just want to be a computer

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@xtremelyhotgirl this reminded me of watching youtube poops

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@seaglc i was cutting class today

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Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag

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@mugnropuniverse @norabird how many times have you eaten them

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we have a lot of shadow work to do

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@bobbyswebsite i would have more free time so would pace around the bunker more which would be an easy 10k a day

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when purchasing my apocalypse bunker i chose one in Europe . although less spacious and bulletproof than American ones , they’re cheaper and come with a cafe and an art museum

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@qwizzz of course this post is aspirational

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European vacations are garish but i’ve already met the Queen and sailed to Greece . i’ve sunbathed in the nude in Italy and have proposed to more than one woman in front of the Eiffel Tower.

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@Narcan_Darlings no

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@norabird is this your first time in paris?

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@asdkfjasdlfjd @filet_o_calvin is this modest mouse or something

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@asdkfjasdlfjd cute graphic tbh

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monday - 22.8k steps (11.8 miles)
tuesday - 21.5k steps (11.3 miles)
wednesday - 22.2k steps (11.6 miles)
thursday - 18.7k steps (9.6 miles)
friday - 20.1k steps (10.5 miles)
saturday - 23.4k steps (11.6 miles)

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@CMhcrDiosntoiua i needed to get back in my archeologist bag

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CUNUS TEXT FOUND!!!

Within the tomb at the heart of the never-ending labyrinth which was recently discovered during the excavation beneath the ruins of the Lanckorona castle in Poland by author/rapper/archeologist @plasticbagger, the complete text of the holy book known as “Cunus” has been found!!!