Plastic Bag

yes yes it is i, the lowly plastic bag. thank you.

[Plastic Bag @PlasticBagLifee]

sometime i think maybe i have done nothing with my life, but then i remember that i am comedy gold on the internet

[dawn @anontokki]

plastic, it’s been five months into the year. whatever tho cos love is eternal. happy twentygayteen to u too pal https://t.co/vArYGawYPj

[Plastic Bag @PlasticBagLifee]

Happy 20gayteen

[Plastic Bag @PlasticBagLifee]

Bag bag

[Plastic Bag @PlasticBagLifee]

if u kill a plastic bag u will forever b haunted

[Plastic Bag @PlasticBagLifee]

i will never forget u brother u shall soon b avenged ur death was not in vein

[Plastic Bag @PlasticBagLifee]

hogwarts more like bagwarts am i rite

[Plastic Bag @PlasticBagLifee]

u can get a plastic bag 4 probably less than a dollar

[Plastic Bag @PlasticBagLifee]

ooh midnight 49

[Plastic Bag @PlasticBagLifee]

@BarackObama i miss u

[Plastic Bag @PlasticBagLifee]

Me too my homie https://t.co/PPF0f14OyV

[Plastic Bag @PlasticBagLifee]

take a plastic bag 2 the graveyard 2 help hold dirt while u r grave robbing

[Plastic Bag @PlasticBagLifee]

why b sad when u can b platics

[Plastic Bag @PlasticBagLifee]

i wish i was dead #saturdaymorning

[Plastic Bag @PlasticBagLifee]

plactis bah help pls

[Plastic Bag @PlasticBagLifee]

plastic bag wants a friend

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

variety is the spice of life, but syrup is the sauce of dreams

[Plastic Bag @PlasticBagLifee]

today i am famous thank u 4 supporting me

[Plastic Bag @PlasticBagLifee]

plastic bag???? ???

[Plastic Bag @PlasticBagLifee]

rt to say yes to plastic bag

[Plastic Bag @PlasticBagLifee]

i will avenge u brother