Jarrod Zayas

I cry at everything.

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The only thing more exciting than the moon crossing in front of the sun... #goldengirls #thegoldengirls #openingcredits #themesong

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@SpeakerJohnson Thankfully, since Trump was voted into office, we’ll “never have to vote again”! Phew!

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@TrumpTruthOnX Who cares?

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@WhiteHouse I think he’s hilarious.

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@tcm gurl what are you showing to my child in the morning?

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Farmer’s Dog was a hit at the church potluck.

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@ScottPresler Blech.

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Just, like, one time a year it would feel nice to litter (something small).

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Monstro Elisasue, come blood over this God forsaken spectacle.

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These ones are eating cat food, someone come get your man.

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I’m being targeted with Elf on the Shelf Setup posts this year on social media and, man, like 96% of them involve toilet paper, yuck.

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@TheAcademy Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

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@Culture_Crit Charlotte’s Web or Lonesome Dove?

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@weasgaypeople Googling “long, boring takes on water and Sacramento”

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@sarahgoose 🤡

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Thanksliving Thankslaughing Thanksloving

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@DanielleNicki “You can’t save French toast…”

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How many of y’all got 20/20 vision, im tryna see something.

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Me, learning about EuroPride:

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Absolutely perfect song, no notes.

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25 years of Lazy Line Painter Jane! ✨✨✨

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I wonder if the person who consumes the most mayonnaise in a year suspects that they carry that title.