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@CTVNews As opposed to people who don't have kids because sky man told them not to?

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@CTVNews I have also pledged to avoid nuclear war.

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@drandrewb Yeah, sure, but I don't see the merit in chastising people for doing legal things that you know people are going to do. This has been a failure of government, not some collective personal failure. Boiling it down to "adults going to bars" is peak Twitter TED Talk mentality

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@MarkBourrie It's almost as if democracy is flawed and allowing people to vote who will unknowingly vote against their own self-interests is bad.

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@laineypied @drmwarner @ONgov 80y/o relative of mine obtained severe burns from way too hot tea served while resting post-op from earlier that day. Kept one night extra bcus burns and was discharged next day. No one was told the severity or location of all burns.

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@fordnation You imbecile. You’ve had two other mass vaccination programs to learn from and you still can't manage to have an efficient vaccination campaign. Good job, dumb dumb

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@graemedmoffat Tim Hortons was never that good, but RBI tanked them.

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@dontcallmebeans @bobbyj30a @Fsociety511 @ufc Because the payout on that much of an underdog is very tempting.

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@DailyMail As the owner of two cats that I obsess over... I get it.

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@CPC_HQ Plz delete all your apps

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@MartinsAdedeji3 @birgitomo lol.

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@erinotoole Shut up you fucking goof

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@darbyTL @VoiceOfFranky @StevenDelDuca @AndreaHorwath Conservative voters don't care about someone's record. They're just voting for not liberal. Cons could run a cardboard cutout of a timbit and people would vote for that.

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@CTVNews Each seat will have pedals and together until passengers can pedal enough energy to fly the plane. Or it’ll crash

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@DemitriSalloum @egebamyeeti @Most If your job is to tweet, and you 'walk out' but are tweeting from your phone, you didn't really walk out in any meaningful sense.

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@OhNoSheTwitnt Women aren’t allowed to age. Men get to become handsome and gray or whatever, but everyone acts amazed at a woman in her 40s/50s/60s being attractive. Nevermind the fact that there is no reason why someone wouldn't be attractive just because of their age.

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@AmitAryaMD Did you factor in the PC optimum points though?

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@MariekeWalsh Did he surf to the meeting?

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@RobynUrback How amped up were you when wrote this? Did you write a few different versions for other holidays, like Christmas or Easter?

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@cathmckenna You are now be holden a fish