poppybones

[poppybones @plasticpedals]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 9 Oct 2008 (via @twi_age).

[poppybones @plasticpedals]

I'm really hoping I get reincarnated as an elephant.

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@lilydont Slow poison and a rancid mutton chop.

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Searching the internet for actual hidden treasure. Wish me luck.

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Eating great value raisins with a spoon.

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As a form of self help I've taken to comedically whisper screaming the word "idiot" to myself whenever necessary.

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When I die feed me to my cat.

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Waking up at 4 every morning and eating all the earthworms because I am the earliest bird.

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Making debt collectors confused has sincerely become my new favorite hobby.

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If you see a mosquito, you kill it on sight. It's your duty as a human being.

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Phoenix tap water is so bad that I've just taken to calling it the "city bubbly"

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Strange how much I've been pooping these last few days considering I haven't really eaten all that much.

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Honestly losing my mind 90 percent of the time.

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I love listening to music. But according to my mom's adoption papers, everyone with her genes goes deaf at 50. She's slowly going deaf now. Always a stressful thing to think about.

[Seamus O'flaugherty @seamussaid]

mice are the best cat toys

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@Home_Halfway Rocks

[Dalton Worsnup @DaltonWorsnup]

Updated electoral map 11/8/2020

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

of course the war against facts and the war against science would turn into.. a war against counting

[poppybones @plasticpedals]

I don't have a drug dealer. Can I put that on my resume