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Tryna be like RFK and have a worm eat my brain but since I don’t have a worm to ruin my brain i read twitter

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@Locksnewdad @mehdirhasan Mmm, yes - the be all end all of accurate statistical reporting: a 13 like TikTok with no source whatsoever

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@OGToddE1 @PaulTweetsRIP Not only is the math wrong, but you disingenuously put a screenshot from halfway through this season saying he only had 39 wins when the Lakers got 53 this season. Do the math and the Lebron Lakers averaged 45 wins (including 2 shortened seasons)

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Conor McGregor came to Ilia Topuria's defense after Terence Crawford reacted to Topuria's loss to Justin Gaethje 🤝

🗣️ Crawford: "This the guy that said he would knock me out and whoop me and Shakur at the same time?"

🗣️ McGregor: "What the f*ck are you saying? You can wrestle yet you are afraid of an MMA fight... The kid [Topuria] was beaten in an MMA fight, of which you don't have the courage for."

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Mamdani at G3 of the NBA Finals vs Trump

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How I look at my phone playing 82-0 before choosing THAT guy in 90’s UTA

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@KembaJacksonJr3 @dariaisterrible @BrandonMH1 @champlahoma Those are finals mvps not cfmvps for people with rings which is why wemby doesnt have one

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Game 7 here we come

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Return news: Oklahoma City star Jalen Williams is available for the Thunder in Game 6 tonight against the San Antonio Spurs after missing the last three games with a re-aggravated hamstring strain, sources tell ESPN.

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@hundonpapi @yellow991301 @Deezy1994 Explain to me how these are comparable numbers to what kobe averaged in the finals

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The funniest outcome for the Orlando Magic is we have a cinderella run through the East completely surpassing expectations and still firing Jamahl Mosley

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Paolo Banchero I will never know what my opinion is on you one way or another

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@emplebertrunfun @danvsdan1 @EamoArt No that was a tv show exclusive - in the actual comics the guardians are killed in issue 7 - which would in season 1 terms would be after the flaxan attacks and the trip to college with da sinclair - they altered the timeline of the comics for the show itself

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Three things are guaranteed - death, taxes, and Bo Nickal getting a PPV opportunity he doesn’t deserve. #UFC326

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@FT_Merchant05 yin and yang

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@all_2ss @TheWestbrookEra @okcamars bait used to be believable

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SGA been putting the team on his back the Pacers/OKC game - hard to agenda post against this one

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THIS STAR COULD BE YOURS AND ON SUCH A CHEAP CONTRACT
@okcthunder
@HoustonRockets
@Suns
@spurs
@dallasmavs
@PelicansNBA
@utahjazz
@Lakers
@LAClippers
@SacramentoKings
@Timberwolves
@warriors
@trailblazers
@memgrizz
@DetroitPistons
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Incoming OKC fans coping with their “mvp” getting blown out by the hornets of charlotte by making claims jokic has a superteam because the undermanned nuggets beat a near full strength philly team

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How it feels having to witness another Nikola “Despite the Loss” Jokic performance

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@DNVR_Nuggets Down the stretch only Jokic was there
Hunter Tyson minutes is a sign of the end times

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@JBest76525 @JoestarJokic ???