PLAstoise

When the mainstream is hyped, I'm concerned.

When the now moves your heart, ZOOM OUT!

Not changing my PFP since 2020.

✝️(trend for traders' bios)

[PLAstoise @plastoise]

Crypto down so bad from 2025 to 2028 that I'm considering leaving crypto and beginning philosophing.

In my bed in a fetus position, in my throne(toillet), in the sofa sophi'ying, everywhere😓💦

[PLAstoise @plastoise]

@AdrianoFeria As a 2016's ZeroNet user, I can assure you I came for Ethereum not for CryptoKitties (used Leeroy right after) nor AxieInfinity nor any NFT or memecoin.

Ethereum is many, many things but all some ppl can see is "🚀"

[PLAstoise @plastoise]

@WatcherGuru Guy just said Bitcoin is akin tô Gold!

Hes not wrong; both are meme assets!

[PLAstoise @plastoise]

@ec265 @TheJackCrowShow That's why I chose Ethereum. VA-LU-E

[PLAstoise @plastoise]

@AdrianoFeria I dont care this falls into the "AI slop" box

THIS IS MAGNIFICENT!!!

[PLAstoise @plastoise]

Guy who think "Base is Ethereum" goes banana clowning once again :D

[Leo Lanza | Lanza.eth @leolanza]

@AOC I admire your confidence to speak in the absence of knowledge.

How does a billionaire earn a billion dollars?

You build something that millions of people find valuable. That's how you raise the standard of living for the average person.

[PLAstoise @plastoise]

why my TL having to be like this...

[PLAstoise @plastoise]

Yes, the same country that was the late-est amongst the InternatiinalCommunity to abolish the raw slavery :D

[Financial Times @FT]

While some in the west are pushing for a four-day working week in an age of AI, Brazil is only now looking to bring millions of its workers down from six days to five. https://t.co/Ct3Pz1Mm8o

[PLAstoise @plastoise]

the times...

[PLAstoise @plastoise]

why my TL having to be like this...

[PLAstoise @plastoise]

@greypixel_ @crypto_condom Then your 2 only super apps leave your chain to build their own appchain.

Lesson: be Ethereum, and appchains will follow. POL and SOL? Ghostchains someday.

[PLAstoise @plastoise]

@leolanza BTC is not even digital gold.

Digital gold will be the **actual** Gold, tokenized on Ethereum :D

Bitcoin? It is just a 2009's nostalgic/historic fungible NFT, alright the world's first NFT that no collector should miss on its pearl reserve ;D

[PLAstoise @plastoise]

For UFC's Paulo I'm certain Trump's Strait did already open 🌚

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says the Strait of Hormuz will be "open to all, including Iran" if they agree to terms.

[PLAstoise @plastoise]

Aww yeah, USA the Land of Freedom!!!🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲(but no)

[Nathan aka JB @Dynamo24]

@IranWireEnglish @JoshBlockDC The guy in California supporting Ghalibaf should be tried for treason and or deported from the USA.

[PLAstoise @plastoise]

fraudster vs fraudster!

absolute tronema!

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Trump family's crypto firm World Liberty Financial files defamation lawsuit against TRON Founder Justin Sun.

[PLAstoise @plastoise]

100% chance he will veto the fullest if he found unable to veto only the part that prejudices his famiglia's crypto "business" :D

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 64% chance President Trump signs crypto market structure legislation into law this year.

[PLAstoise @plastoise]

@iamcheropmark @WatcherGuru Imagine saying you hate trans women "to defend" "actual" (cis)women, meanwhile invalidating trans men (who you consider "women") getting pregnant 🤦🏻‍♀️

[PLAstoise @plastoise]

I wouldn't discard the possibility of sending stablecoins from an Ethereum wallet, directly to a #BrazillianPix key

@zama really would be the infra for this: making the very L1 into a Prividium!

[PLAstoise @plastoise]

No AI model launched for Petri Dishes yet, so there's still hope for the mankind!

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: NVIDIA launches "Ising," the world's first open-source AI models built to accelerate useful quantum computers.

[PLAstoise @plastoise]

What happened to all the Ethereum killers that legacy press and VC short sellers predicted were coming? 🤔

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

What happened to all the Tesla killers that legacy press and hedge fund short sellers predicted were coming? 🤔

[PLAstoise @plastoise]

Am proud of Japearl!

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇯🇵 Japan officially approves bill to recognize cryptocurrency as a financial asset.