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yes i take pictures of food

[Ashley @carbsley]

pov: my charc board is a lazy susan

[Ashley @carbsley]

tis the damn season 🎄📸

[Ashley @carbsley]

sundays are for lasagna

[Ashley @carbsley]

can’t, made some ramen

[Ashley @carbsley]

dryer balls how dare you

[Ashley @carbsley]

absolutely no one:

me: *listens to mid 2000s john mayer*

[Ashley @carbsley]

recipe testing with artichoke, spinach and rice soup 🤌🏼

[Ashley @carbsley]

tell me i’m a beautiful good boy

[Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness]

What’s something you can say during sex and at the Spirit Halloween store?

[Ashley @carbsley]

no one:

me: 🎃

[Ashley @carbsley]

tis the season, give a white girl a pumpkin

[Ashley @carbsley]

[at gyno appt]

gyno: can you scoot up more

me:

[Ashley @carbsley]

pumpkin cheesecake bars with a ginger snap maple brown butter sauce

[Ashley @carbsley]

i may have just bought 10 pumpkins

[Ashley @carbsley]

i’m starting to think i really should have started an onlyfans dedicated to deconstructing rotisserie chickens with my bare hands with the occasional beer can chicken

[Ashley @carbsley]

have a lovely day, he said

[McErin☘️ @colleen_eileen]

My transformation to bitter divorcee is not complete until the neighborhood children speculate that I'm a witch

[Ashley @carbsley]

🫐 blueberry poptart vibes 🫐

[Ashley @carbsley]

if you need me i’ll be mulching the yard for eternity

[Ashley @carbsley]

in a sus state of mind