johan

i dont like me either

[johan @plateaumynou]

jy kan nie altyd reg wees nie, maar jy kan altyd opreg wees.

[Skoog @Skoog]

Lilo is 95 years old, sitting in a wheelchair on her porch, slowly stroking Stitch as they watch the hawaiian sun sink below a rainbow horizon. She smiles and takes a deep breath. The gentle pets stop and Stitch knows what he’s always known: that an ohana never lasts forever.

[johan @plateaumynou]

some things only stay the same by changing

[johan @plateaumynou]

i’m actually so grateful for everything that happened to me. it shook me to the core & made me reevaluate my life & choices. now i have another chance to become the better me. now i get to become johan 2.0

[johan @plateaumynou]

@caitcourtwood das me

[johan @plateaumynou]

am i the only one that doesn’t want to workout from home, or what?

[𝓫𝓻𝓮 ☼ @FROOTYSNACKS]

suicide among males is 4x’s higher than among females and male deaths represent 79% of all suicides in the united states, yet only 5% of men report depression. stop telling the men in your life to “man up” and help them open up. mental illness does NOT make someone less of a man!

[abbey !! @ruthlesslovers]

i don’t think some of y’all realize that,, when you’re “jokingly” mean to your friends ALL THE TIME, it gets old. like sometimes your friends just need to hear a “i love you” or an “i’m so thankful for you” not you constantly putting them down “as a joke” it’s really not funny

[johan @plateaumynou]

om jouself weer te vind is een van die moeilikste dinge op aarde.

[johan @plateaumynou]

i was drinking some tea & my pinkie raised itself. never have i ever felt so posh.

[johan @plateaumynou]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

so my twitter account can go to school but i still post like a toddler, seems fitting.

[johan @plateaumynou]

@caitcourtwood soooooo me

[johan @plateaumynou]

so multiple things:
1. lol blackberry
2. i have no idea how 5-year old johan knew this
3. i can say that this is 100% true rn (for me at least).

“it’s not that bad, everyone else is going through it as well”

not today, satan.

[johan @plateaumynou]

seker die miljoenste keer wat ek terug kom na twitter toe. dalk hou dit die keer 🤷🏼‍♂️

[johan @plateaumynou]

got the morbs

[johan @plateaumynou]

#NewProfilePic

[johan @plateaumynou]

@jankieplankie_ Wel dit kos dan minder om uit te gaan🤷🏼‍♂️

[johan @plateaumynou]

@jankieplankie_ What can I say? I like living on the edge.

[johan @plateaumynou]

Dis die beste deel van studeer: elke event is n verskoning vir drink.