Erik Everson

Critter & Dungeon Master

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@mattcolville @ffutureghost I'm sorry to hear that. Losing a pretty is always rough.

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@HollyConrad @HighRollersDnD I'm happy to hear you got to keep the campaign going

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@Jawnxwick @SaeedDiCaprio Why defend a person who literally just said, "fuck all women"?

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@maudegarrett What did you see?

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@BDaveWalters To be fair to the dog, it was the deputy who was in the wrong, the dog was just trying to be a good boy.

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@cwgabriel Good to know. I also hate building stuff. I barely tolerate crafting in games.

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@HollyConrad I used to do the same thing wpp

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@BDaveWalters They should just make Fatality: The Video Game and skip all the hard work of making a balanced fighting game. I don't know anyone who plays MK for the nuanced mechanics. They're all there for the FINISH HIM!

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@cinnamontoastk Fuddruckers used to sell a 1 pound burger that was wider than your head

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@cwgabriel @TychoBrahe This just in, Diablo IV is cancelled, but Diablo III now has a battle pass. Diablo IV is still a focus though.

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@IGN This just in, Diablo IV has been scrapped, but that's okay because you already paid for it. Go back to Diablo II and III, and maybe they'll release more if you give them more money.

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@cinnamontoastk Can you imagine what that would do to all the bros that flex their wealth online if all of a sudden the poors had stuff like them? I think they might cry.

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@SaeedDiCaprio Everything I learned about matt healy has been from this post.

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@TychoBrahe Being colorblind, I can only recognize it when narrated by the DM.

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@MicaBurton 1 gives me sci-fi vibes, probably because it is a classic light saber design.
2 gives me fantasy vibes, a sword that channels the radiance of the sun and stars.
3 gives me steam punk vibes, perfect fit for your bowler hat and monocle.

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@hoesandcash

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@PuppiesIover Bananas Foster... kind of works
You can call him Banana or Foster, but only both when he's in trouble

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@MrLottaHoes @sneako @MrOverpaid @yourealazyfvck @Mr_HadiH @hoesandcash @kingvakalis Everyday someone new in my TL is shitting on this post. It is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

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@itsginnydi AZ Ren ended weeks ago. No one wants to walk around in garb in this heat.

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@cwgabriel I saw the 40k logo at the top, and my brain was like