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[David @platt_david]

@oasis commemorative tickets arrived and they are BIBLICAL #OasisLive25

[SurfSkateThrash @SurfThrash]

The Clash - NBC’s “Fridays” in 1980

00:00 London Calling
03:13 Train in Vain
06:19 Guns Of Brixton
09:03 Clampdown
https://t.co/YRvkAAkJk2

[David @platt_david]

@brookecombe Farm shop and scran in the cafe are quality belter views too

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

👀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Thomas Tuchel on England's Euro 2024 campaign: "They were more afraid to drop out of the tournament than having the excitement and hunger to win it"

Oh the irony, Thomas. The irony.

[Arthur Dent @ArthurCDent]

Be less like Elon Musk.
Be more like Sam Neil.

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

Your "normal" day is someone's dream, be thankful.

[17 @DxBruyneSZN]

GABRIEL MISSES THE PENALTY TO LOSE ARSENAL THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL COULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED TO A BETTER PERSONNNNNNN

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

Nights you can only dream about! 🥹🩵

[Happiness. 🇿🇦 @MirthCity]

A bald man from Spain who doesn’t even know I exist is making me go through one of my worst heartbreaks. 💔

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

MANCHESTER CITY HAVE WON THE DOMESTIC CUP DOUBLE!!! 🏆🏆

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

What the FUCK?

Sam Coates at Sky News warning the public that photos released by No 10, of Starmer, are “government propaganda” and “fake news”.

He repeatedly tells people to NOT trust the photos.

No broadcaster should show this level of overt bias. It is BEYOND fucked up.

[Patrina Finch #FBPE @Siege_Perilous]

Totally this👇👇👇👇👇👇👇every word. "A manufactured mood" is what the media has created.

[David @platt_david]

@ManCity Champagne Khusanova

[Oasis Planet @OasisPlanet_]

“Everything's gonna be fine. Stay optimistic. If there's dark clouds coming, they'll leave again. They always do. The world is round. Everything is round. The biggest invention of all time, the wheel, is round. Things pass, nothing will stay the same forever. No matter how big a pile of sh*te you've gotten yourself into-be it dr*gs, financial problems, fuc*ed up relations-you will get over it. It will go away just like the weather. The sun is round, so is the planet we live on, as are marriage rings, and our eyes through which we see the world.”

- Noel Gallagher

[Wide World of Sports @wwos]

Fans swarm Allianz Stadium as Alex Johnston breaks the record for most NRL tries. 🔥

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

>Go to office
>do just enough work to stay employed
>Scroll reels
>Wait for lunch
>Pretend to be busy
>check time every 5 mins
>Go home

[sam @samdape]

a company dies once the funny people leave

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

I hope everyone is prepared for a return to 10-15% inflation.

You’ll not be able to afford butter.

But at least Israel gets to keep committing genocide!

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If you're having a bad day, just remember that someone is working for your old manager right now.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Lady in blue, "Will student loans be the next misselling scandal?" #BBCQT

Oli Dugmore, "My three year course, £9,000 a year for the tuition, on top of that a maintenance loan, I left uni with £37,500 of debt"

"From the day I was charged RPI interest"

"Since I went to uni in 2012, the amount of interest I have accrued is £32,000"

"Was it missold to me when I was told it would cost me £9,000 a year? Yes"

"On top of that its a regressive system"

"If you're wealthy enough to pay the fees up front, you don't get charged interest - if you're rich enough you don't pay the same as me"

"The government changed the terms of the agreement, I call that loan sharking"

Fiona Bruce, "How else would you pay for university?"

Oli Dugmore, "How did you guys pay for it?"

"The state paid for it, didn't they?"

Fiona Bruce, "They did"

Oli Dugmore, "Good enough for you, good enough for me?"

[Oasis Mania @OasisMania]

"I don't get it, it's just a concert"

The concert:

#OasisLive25