Dara the Plat

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[Dara the Plat @platypusdara]

First one ALWAYS goes to Blathers.
#animalcrossing

[Dara the Plat @platypusdara]

My brainrot has officially made its grand entrance into the real world 🫡

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart #alastor #lucifer

[Dara the Plat @platypusdara]

@DecodeError 🥺 Wish we lived closer so I could bring some snacks and hugs; love and miss you ❤️

[Dara the Plat @platypusdara]

@tryguys So happy!

[Robert the Otter @roberttheotter]

a while ago, I learned about the mental load — and created a comprehensive guide to cleaning! Check it out if you haven’t! #mentalload

An old post
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[Dara the Plat @platypusdara]

@ChaiaEran Upon a bit further investigation, I can't see the second tweet when i click into the thread nor when i saw it on my timeline. But it is there when i go to your profile !

[Dara the Plat @platypusdara]

@ChaiaEran I dont see a second tweet 🥺

[Dara the Plat @platypusdara]

Happee Borf Marinssss 🍻🖍🎉

[Dara the Plat @platypusdara]

Happy Birthday Marines!!!

(and happy veteran's day tomorrow!)

[Dara the Plat @platypusdara]

Here's a picture I took of a pretty sunflower for your feed! Hope it sparks some joy ❤️🌻

[Dara the Plat @platypusdara]

Ah yes, I found another very comfortable character in Skyrim 😌

[Dara the Plat @platypusdara]

Ah yes, this definitely looks... comfortable...

[Dara the Plat @platypusdara]

How is it that you can live in the most humid place and your skin still has the audacity to get dry 😭

[Dara the Plat @platypusdara]

Ive been trying to break my southern habit of saying "ma'am/sir" in my customer service facade. I dont use it in my normal life but sheesh it comes out in my boomer baby talk
One of my coworkers uses "friend" instead and im trying to incorporate that in my speech as a replacement

[Dara the Plat @platypusdara]

Me: wow why is my brain not working properly
My body: bitch u haven't eaten since yesterday, please eat something

[Dara the Plat @platypusdara]

I'm tired of being tired

[Dara the Plat @platypusdara]

A while back I didnt know what "cishet" meant.
At the time i assumed it was pronounced like "seh-sheht" and meant like "cis shit".
I would find myself reading posts and often being very confused about the context 🤣
Sometimes my version of cishet fit too well though lolol

[Dara the Plat @platypusdara]

The Ham Ham Heartbreak 'scrub-e' noise/sound effect still lives rent free in my brain even though its been over 15 years since ive played it

[Dara the Plat @platypusdara]

Customer: theyre still making y'all wear masks??
Me: oh no, i choose to wear mine
Customer: good heavens, why??
Me: i just have an ugly face 😊

So glad i was finally able to put my meme knowledge to work 😌

[Dara the Plat @platypusdara]

@NeatOnTheRox Growth is never easy, especially in this world 😭 (basically constantly getting knocked back when trying to stand up sort of thing)
Ive always been so proud of you, neatsensei, and i know youve got grit! Like that one saying, fall down 7 times, get up 8. It will be okay 😊❤

[Dara the Plat @platypusdara]

Gas prices around me are $4.19 and I'm sad they didnt just add oooone more cent 🥲

[Dara the Plat @platypusdara]

@minioldgregg Wow!!!! Its gorgeous!!!