Audrey Dubois

one of them "writer" types

[Audrey Dubois @PlatypusInPlaid]

Dream career: that girl in Kiki's Delivery Service who lives in the woods alone and draws birds

[Silly Goose Press @sillygoosepress]

🪿 OFFERINGS TO THE STURGEON MOON  🐟🌙 POETRY 🪿

A perfect example of a poem in which the title really pulled me in, and what followed really held me close! Thanks for this, @PlatypusInPlaid

Take a gander: https://t.co/Yeu0QVWCyN

[Audrey Dubois @PlatypusInPlaid]

Miss my good tweets? Have some mid ones instead! ⬇️

[Audrey Dubois @PlatypusInPlaid]

@ekbergmann Name a more iconic duo!!

[Audrey Dubois @PlatypusInPlaid]

this is gonna be me when the Girlyman 20th anniversary record ships

[Audrey Dubois @PlatypusInPlaid]

I can be your angle... or yuor devil

[Audrey Dubois @PlatypusInPlaid]

the only reason I knew twitter was changing its name was because I heard my teenage students talking about it. I am no longer chronically online.

[Audrey Dubois @PlatypusInPlaid]

My play opens tonight! 1 like = 1 "break a leg kiddos"

[Audrey Dubois @PlatypusInPlaid]

Rescuing beetles from the pool and watching them dry off their wings and fly directly back into the water

[Audrey Dubois @PlatypusInPlaid]

ME: I'm home! Aren't you happy?

MY DAD: (fully anticipating I was going to say "what's new") Not much!

[Audrey Dubois @PlatypusInPlaid]

Yeah, I'm a gamer

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

(smiling coyly) is there a Mrs. Brightside?

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

me: okay... knight to c3

chess dot com: Cletus' Gambit fumbled, Dipshit variation

[Audrey Dubois @PlatypusInPlaid]

I am quite possibly the only person in history to audition for Little Sally and get cast as Officer Lockstock

[Audrey Dubois @PlatypusInPlaid]

Happy international mommy issues day to all who celebrate

[Audrey Dubois @PlatypusInPlaid]

hot unreliable narrator summer

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

stunning! Tom Bombadil arrives at the 2023 Met Gala

[Audrey Dubois @PlatypusInPlaid]

Whatever happened to this emoticon? :P I haven't seen her around in a while. :P I guess folks these days are not playfully sticking their tongues out as much as they used to. :P

[Audrey Dubois @PlatypusInPlaid]

Me: The show's called Urinetown

Every single person I talk to: Sounds disgusting. Why would anyone want to watch that? That's literally the worst possible title I can even think of

Me:

[Audrey Dubois @PlatypusInPlaid]

Me: (eats something with tomato in it)

DM: Take 2d6 acid damage. You are now incapacitated.