Plausibelchen

Daddy & Husband, with a chronic allergy to Bullshit

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@joncoopertweets A lot of them believe in the biggest conspiracy of them all: God. People that believe in stupid shit like that are more prone to fall for similar crap.

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@OtakuTransform @RonFilipkowski Haha! Yep, drag shows are clearly the problem. This, on the other hand, is totally okay.

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@HodgiePodge @PastorAlexLove Yeah, but yours spins counter clock wise. That’s clearly the DEVIL’s work, Man.
Now buy my shit!

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@nathaliejacoby1 Big Pharma

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@JerilynMorgan @StandForBetter @GoodTroubleShow Cause Nuh-Uhhhh!!

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@RepMattGaetz Well, you have to give Gaetz’ brain props for thinking the TFG would show up every day for a boring ass government job he would never want. Matt still has no clue who that guy really is, and what his priorities are.

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@KyleKulinski He seems like the kinda guy who would make even Ghandi want to kick his face in. Jesus! Obnoxiousness in human form.

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@HarrenGWarding @elonmusk Yeah, but these dimwits won’t read past his tweet. I guess gaslighting one side agai st another creates fake outrage that will keep people glued to his app.

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Infantry screaming in formation look different than medical personnel meeting the VP. I'm shocked! Shocked I say!

Oh the wokeness.

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@RexChapman Protect my neck from the rat monkey.

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@RonFilipkowski Imagine having such a Daddy complex that you constantly have to kill things to validate your masculinity. And it looks like Jr. pissed his pants while hiding in the bushes. And for what? His Daddy won’t be proud, no matter the size of the kill.

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@neiltyson In a Post-fact world where “alternative facts” are a thing, whose “evidence” will you consider in order to overcome our DNA?

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@elonmusk That’s exactly what the Matrix would tell people in order to reel them in more. Best way to escape the Matrix is to delete Twitter and put your fucking phone down. Look outside, breathe the air and realize there is a whole world out for you to discover.

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@DavidCornDC What you talking about? These taxes are PERFECT. They are the best and biggest taxes in the history of taxes. The IRS came to him, teary-eyed, saying “Thank You, Mr. President (me. The best btw, better than Lincoln) for gracing us with the most best taxes since God” Damn

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@GretaThunberg Look at this so called “environmentalist” ruthlessly burning trash.

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@BuenoForMiami Does he have a unique talent that would set him apart from others? If so, by all means, support it. If not, then I would recommend him staying and absorbing everything possible in an environment where new ideas and a vast variety of paths are offered to him.

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@ericswalwell Looks more 46 billion to me

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@RonFilipkowski RIght, but the guns next to the plush toys are completely fine, right? This is something I never understood about the US. You have no problem showing the most grotesque violence, but a sex toy, or a naked boob... ugh, the sky is falling.

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@LegionSteves @TomFitton You’re describing “Freedom”, right?

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@ACTBrigitte WRONG!