Parrot

she/her | 31yo boomer | 🇮🇹 → 🇦🇺 | 🎨 model art & rigging + channel art for @Rayebrook

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

im asian, speak english just fine, and do a version of this on the street when someone is annoying. some lady once told me to stop feeding the pigeons and i said "sorry no english"

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

I apologise for the delayed response to your email, I have enormous personal flaws that I refuse to work on

[Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise]

good news

[andrew sophia @voellig]

I am not watching a video

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

Maslow’s hierarchy of Thneeds

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

been doing a lot of shopping here

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Watched someone vacuum crumbs in a pastry display case with a tiny vacuum and just as I’m thinking “nice” in my head my bf turns to me and says “I bet you loved that shit.” To be seen is to be loved

[Parrot @plausibleparrot]

@bunsickle Repair disc is incredibly sensible & sounds like the right move - there’s an option to repair windows without wiping your personal files that honestly does the trick 90% of the time. If you still have trouble tho genuinely let me know, we can do a tech support videocall lmao

[Parrot @plausibleparrot]

@bunsickle Windows is the bane of my existence…..I’ve had to deal w so many boot issues & every time it’s some brand new shit 💀 latest one the boot partition just hid itself? It still existed, ultimately still worked fine, it just decided to disable itself and hide. Relatable but CMON

[Business Woman Themed Clown @vegetalpuppet]

damn imagine you consult the fortune telling miracle fish and it calls you motionless

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Times, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, August 27, 1899

[Business Woman Themed Clown @vegetalpuppet]

*permanently associates a group of unrelated things in my perception* yay

[Business Woman Themed Clown @vegetalpuppet]

i get scared to wear headphones because i have to be doing wild animal levels of hypervigilance at all times or else theyre gonna get me

[Shasti @sh44sti]

ah….!?

[Business Woman Themed Clown @vegetalpuppet]

oh a "disease" is "eating" your flesh? get over it