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always trying to write. follow my Insta @ okcreamer for hot pics. unkind but not incorrect. they/them

[O @plausiblytrans]

Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Most Depressed (person) of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. Bitch I can’t even get out of bed! So I took a pass. Thanks anyway!

[O @plausiblytrans]

“Holy churn” might refer to the throat but I think it would be easier to churn milk in a vag cos it’s a closed off space

[O @plausiblytrans]

I’m both which is why I’m nonbinary

[just a girl @sp0tifywhore]

u are either a headache girl or a tummy ache girl

[trash jones @jzux]

true friends know they only need to respond to every third or fourth thing i say. i am 80% white noise

[nisa from online @nisipisa]

twitter and tiktok every day for some reason

[fka sids @yungsids]

rent free

[🫒 @olivelorraine_]

missing therapy...

[O @plausiblytrans]

Do you ever just open your work for the day, stare at the screen and think “smooth brain. Brain. Smooth”

[O @plausiblytrans]

Just in my room soaking up sweat with my coors lite tank before returning to the family function hbu

[K.D. 👽 @Rxpectations]

Y’all ever randomly think about how Caesar salad slaps?

Because Caesar salad really slaps.

[O @plausiblytrans]

“Uou are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. Majority of Sagittarians are drunks. Nixon is a Sagittarius. You are not worth the time of day” ok well then

[O @plausiblytrans]

@yazpan Best part is the horse girls going off in the comments about how the bridle is wrong

[mousey ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ @HIBlSCUS]

men be like “this is my emotional support ex girlfriend”

[e taylor @erinisaway]

recklessly using “you” and “u” in the same sentence with abandon

[O @plausiblytrans]

2 exes just reached out to me. The god who’s now in charge floated out of her personal jet, wearing 9in diamond louboutins and a floor length leopard print coat, w the entourage from every chick flick ever, all the world’s drag queens and said: Your move, bitch.

[O @plausiblytrans]

Everyone trying to figure out how to deal with being quarantined have never been in a psych ward and it shows

[JP @jpbrammer]

Hello friends. Can I offer you a quarantine read? It's about romantic relationships that almost happened, but never quite did. I think those say a lot about you, and they tend to involve the most interesting characters. https://t.co/aQI4A5JkdZ

[O @plausiblytrans]

Same but it’s always been true

[Caitlin @caithuls]

No one wants to hang out with me anymore ever since I got a bad personality and became evil

[Hummus Memes @HummusMem3s]

When you go downstairs for a 2am hummus snack but your parents are in the kitchen getting divorced

[O @plausiblytrans]

@jneuf19999996 I hope so too but we know all too well that the men on this show just cannot be trusted

[O @plausiblytrans]

@jneuf19999996 Yup totally agree