playoff

id rather be sleeping

[Maia @maiamindel]

world cup teams where the captain is the goalkeeper

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Holding my friend’s baby knowing that in 15 years I’ll run into them at the grocery store and be like “I held you when you were a baby” and he’ll be like god this man is annoying

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

This is sending me, there’s literally 70 minutes left 😭😭😭

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

My first AI assistants.

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

i just dont think every company needs a quirky social media account

[laura 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @1aurarose]

haaland

[moog @mflemster]

I hope this guy is okay but I can’t get over how much this looks like a @pants drawing

[Ella Glorp @ellaglorp]

One must imagine Sisyphos happy…

[ChristinZ @ChristinsQueens]

That’s a very special souvenir from the US for Haaland 🦝😁

[TSA @TSA]

“It’s not on your website”

Oh, ok... apologies, we didn’t realize you were going to bring part of a FIRE HYDRANT to the airport.

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

The Tasmanian devil is born again in Australia for the first time in 3000 years

[Billy Hadid @BillyHoffman__]

My favorite part about drinking a cocktail is the texting

[Heidi Klum’s worm face @w0rm_face]

These are a million times cooler than that ugly 3D printed dragon bullshit

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every 3 years a new water bottle brand completely oneshots middle class white women like clockwork

[Fútbol Noruego @NoruegArg]

Gracias ❤️

[Gabriela 🇻🇪 @MGaby_sketch]

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