Nicole Atkinson

probably crying or taking a shit or both

[Nicole Atkinson @play3marimba]

I'm the aggressive driver they warned you about in drivers ed.

[nicole boyce @nicolewboyce]

I can't believe Olivia Wilde killed the queen to distract from her messy movie rollout

[Pure Michigan @PureMichigan]

Go for the experience, stay for the food. This is our list of #PureMichigan outdoor patios you need to check out before summer ends. https://t.co/ssYZYaUcT8

[Nicole Atkinson @play3marimba]

"I was mean to this lady on Facebook the other day." @MiaEAtkinson #almostwifeypartylifey

[Nicole Atkinson @play3marimba]

"Don't let her butthole touch your white dress." #almostwifeypartylifey @ruschuur @MiaEAtkinson

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Girls don’t like boys girls like those bowls that aren’t quite bowls but aren’t quite plates that are really good for pasta

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

so y’all...didn’t get the knocker stuff?
no? weird okay

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Mrs. Bennet at the beginning of Pride and Prejudice

[Nicole Atkinson @play3marimba]

@hoopbear90 I LOVED living by myself!

[Nicole Atkinson @play3marimba]

Has Brian proposed? No. Will that stop me from getting drunk and planning our wedding while I'm home alone? Also no.

[Nicole Atkinson @play3marimba]

Can anyone point me in the direction of the 21+ airline?

[Nicole Atkinson @play3marimba]

@quakerraina Fuck that, you're perfect

[Nicole Atkinson @play3marimba]

Just considered wearing ear plugs at a restaurant/club so I'll be retiring here soon, thank you for the well wishes.

[Nicole Atkinson @play3marimba]

@_tcheney That's my wife!!

[💀ꋊꏂ꒦ꏂꋪ ꑄꋬꐟ ꒻ꏂꑄꑄ💀 @bassbarbie182]

Tips from an ICU nurse to treat (mild) COVID at home: a thread.

[Nicole Atkinson @play3marimba]

I just really fucking love jeopardy.