Playa VC

doing deals in the desert

[Playa VC @playavc]

#notallburningmen

[Playa VC @playavc]

They said I was silly to hire a PR firm to take the heat off of billionaires, but who’s laughing now? 😈

https://t.co/HQ5tt5MGNI

[Playa VC @playavc]

Sorry for my absence. I’ve been on an extended twitter fast during my annual 100-day silent retreat.

[Playa VC @playavc]

Forgot to buy candy so I’ll be handing out term sheets tonight. Anyone dressed as a unicorn can name their price.

[Playa VC @playavc]

YC’s Startup School Camp used to be one of the most exclusive on the playa, but this year they’ll let anyone in 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Playa VC @playavc]

Fact: Elon tears are even rarer than unicorn tears.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@TijenOnaran For the record, my voice cracked once during the NY Times article. That’s it. There were no tears.

[Playa VC @playavc]

@pat_wilson 😏

[Playa VC @playavc]

Fellow burners: don’t even bother going to Sand Hill Camp; it’s a ghost town with just a few old men trying to initiate cuddle puddles. The action and term sheets and woke Medium posts are all at South Park Camp.

[Playa VC @playavc]

Initial Concert Offerings are almost always scams. https://t.co/txxX590kLJ

[Playa VC @playavc]

I'll have what he's having 😋

(Expired, hand-squeezed Juicero packs.) https://t.co/RLRFFtXdgJ

[parker @pt]

Outrageous. Someone who attempted and failed to improve juice technology doesn't deserve the privilege being half naked in a dust storm. https://t.co/BddO831mhe

[Playa VC @playavc]

@noahlz Same, but I'm attending "Bitcoin / Ethereum for Billionaires"

[Playa VC @playavc]

@noahlz Thanks for the inspo

[Playa VC @playavc]

Join me tonight in pouring one out for Juicero ⚰️ Actually it's more like squeezing. For a few minutes. Then we'll eat subscription froyo!

[Playa VC @playavc]

@noahlz I got you bro

[Playa VC @playavc]

@pat_wilson #humbled and #blessed

[Playa VC @playavc]

Feeling extra smug today because it's cooler on the playa than it is SF ☀️☀️☀️ Plus you're all wearing normal clothes. Suckers!

[Playa VC @playavc]

I made my Burning Man headdress by stitching together rejected term sheets. It's important to stay humble.

[Playa VC @playavc]

Most popular camp on the playa this year: ICO Camp. Ppl aren't quite sure what they're doing there, but know they can't afford to miss out.

[Playa VC @playavc]

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past. https://t.co/inzEmjzwvG

[Playa VC @playavc]

Burning the Man is so 2016. This year we will end him with dragonglass.