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smoothskins call me Argyle

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Got outed for not knowing what an adverb was today in front of like 6 people. Recovery could take weeks.

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My half-black girlfriend asked me to talk dirty to her recently

“well if you look at the statistics per capita”

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Saw an Asian family with a dog in a stroller
Call that meals on wheels

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@t_m0bile

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@t_m0bile @garrettcj22 @bren_dangall @thecondor1993 @sophiagallaghr @plainhorrible @_plantss @LewTangClan @rkhendrix11 @EggBenassi @Novekscotia @mikeymeyer2 @Jharper0617 @johnnygoats @jetsfan_524 @pgallagher9992 Wow! This is my swan song… I want to thank my other raffle laureates and GOD for making this possible

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@t_m0bile Follow up

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@t_m0bile Preface

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Dropped my phone in a gay bar bathroom the other day. Yelled “fuck me” as it happened. *Jaws theme starts playing*

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@t_m0bile @garrettcj22 @bren_dangall @thecondor1993 @sophiagallaghr @plainhorrible @_plantss @LewTangClan @rkhendrix11 @EggBenassi @Novekscotia @mikeymeyer2 @Jharper0617 @johnnygoats @jetsfan_524 @pgallagher9992 Wow! What an honor to be a two-time recipient of the this wonderful raffle. I’m Apple Jacking off to the good news.

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Me- I’m not too kinky

My Ecig- *spits in my mouth*

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It’s always the mall

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@t_m0bile @garrettcj22 @bren_dangall @thecondor1993 @sophiagallaghr @plainhorrible @_plantss @LewTangClan @rkhendrix11 @EggBenassi @Novekscotia @mikeymeyer2 @Jharper0617 @johnnygoats @jetsfan_524 @pgallagher9992 First and foremost I want to thank god who through him all things are possible. I look forward to enjoying this delicacy and will post proof in the near future. Stay posted.

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her vagina the chamber of secrets and I slytherin

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White kids- do you know who my father is?
Black kids- DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS?!

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Post your frequently used emojis if you’re not a coward

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*Asian sucking toes*
This little piggy went to the wet market

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This aged well

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Holding on to this Planned Parenthood membership card likes it a Michael Jordan rookie

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You know it’s bad when the homeless walk by and say “damn that sucks”

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@t_m0bile @rkhendrix11 @thecondor1993 @bren_dangall @sophiagallaghr @_plantss @EggBenassi @LewTangClan @Novekscotia @plainhorrible @mikeymeyer2

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Think the homeless using my laundry cuz all my towels smell like urinal cakes